85 yr old lady up 30 POUNDS on gear!!!!

[Sir Victorian guy, V.C.]

Brothers.

My 85 year old grandmother has packed on over 30 solid pounds in the past 4 weeks. Her max bench has leapt from just the bar to 155 pounds-for reps!

Over the past month, I've been throwing a handful of papervar onto her salad, dissolving anadrol tabs in her tea...and I tell you, she has really turned into a hard-core lifter! Her roid rage is totally out of control, and she is eating like a horse, downing large quantities of crumpets, sausages, black puddings, and beef wellington.

She has NO CLUE that she is on steroids !

Just the other day, Nobby and I were with her in the gym. She works out in her shawl and housedress- and her traps really show through!

Normally I smack her around when she starts to give up with the weights, but this time the tables were indeed turned!
I was curling 275, and after 15 reps slowed down a tad. She lifted her umbrella (she carries it about in the gym with her) and stabbed me in the crotch, screaming "You fucking WEAKLING!!!". I dropped the weight and collapsed, and she continued the abuse, beating me over the head mercilessly with her fearsome umbrella!
A passerby, an old gent of around 65, stopped and commented "Good Lord, my dear, easy does it!" and she spun around, grabbed his testicles, and began crushing them in a vice-like grip, hissing "Who asked you, FUCKFACE?!"
Finally, Nobby intervened and gave her a tremendous smack across the face with his bike chain, and as she lay on the floor, quivering, he dropped a 100 pound dumbell on her, screaming "AARRRGGHH!!" the whole time.

Well folks, Nobby and I left her comatose on the gym floor. But tommorow is leg day, and granny will be along for some mind-blowing quad work. Then we'll see who the weakling is!
I'll provide another update on the amazing gains my grandmother is making.
Anyone else have a grandmother as fiesty as mine?

[usualsuspect]

beats the Sunday comics...

[palme]

*shakes head*

[Juggernaut]

Might I suggest you boys wear cups when working out with Granny.
Love your stuff Bro.

[Chach]

hahahah, see that was funny, good one bro

[markas214]

My 3 year old daughter got into my gear!

[tdzzii72]

[Cycleon]

Originally posted by Sir Victorian guy, V.C.
I was curling 275, and after 15 reps slowed down a tad. She lifted her umbrella (she carries it about in the gym with her) and stabbed me in the crotch, screaming "You fucking WEAKLING!!!". I dropped the weight and collapsed, and she continued the abuse, beating me over the head mercilessly with her fearsome umbrella!

BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BIG TEXAN]

I spewed coffee allover my computer when i got to the part when she stabbed you in the crotch with her umbrella!!!! This is a definate goody!

[Strut99GT]

[righton]

Too funny......but i wanna hear about gramps and all that test runnin through his system.

[Full Intensity]

omg ahahahahah the funnies post i've ever read loL!

[Lostsoul]

Another classic, i live for the next story where you and nobby get upto mischief, funny as hell man, bet your granny can wield that umbrella pretty good.

cant wait for the update.

[c_ville]

hahahahahahahahaha other than the guy who shit his pants at work, this guy is the best poster on AR

[305GUY]

This was a funny ass read!

[chest6]

the other one is funny too...about ROID RAGE haha

[305GUY]

I just realized how old this thread was.

[chest6]

ya man seems like all these guys made up thread have been brought back from the dead

[WildCh1ld]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA

[SHRED]

Looks like granny aint gettin ran over by no reindeer this x-mas!!!

[decadbal]

why dont u take a ho to a hotel... bc a ho tell everybody