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  1. 06-24-2003, 04:18 PM #1
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    Short People

    http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/22/we...00&partner=AOL
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  2. 06-24-2003, 05:24 PM #2
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    I'll begin accepting applications for the personal assistant job I have opening up when I become "ruler of the free world", as this article seems to suggest. At 6'3", there may be some taller now, but I was close to this tall (6'1") since like 5th or 6th grade! My first act as ruler: Hey Mexico, do you want Texas back?
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  3. 06-24-2003, 05:31 PM #3
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    I stand at a whopping 5'3".
    What job does that leave me with?
    Scraping gum off peoples shoes?
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    Originally posted by BimBamBoom
    I stand at a whopping 5'3".
    What job does that leave me with?
    Scraping gum off peoples shoes?
    I'm afraid a dashing 5'4" gentleman has already been given that job. At 5'3" i can't offer you much more than a position as his assistant. It doesn't pay well, and by that I mean it doesn't pay at all. In fact, you gotta throw him a little something for the job.
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  5. 06-24-2003, 05:47 PM #5
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    Oh what a dim future I have ahead of me...
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    it's funny...my workout partner is 5'8" and he's obsessed with his height...I'm almost 6'3" and I wish I was taller too.
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    The funny thing really is that I'm actually that height!
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    I'm only 5'7" and it doesn't bother me at all. I get all the women I can handle, I have a great job, I'm happy, and this is how I was born so there's nothing I can do about it. I have one advantage that taller men don't have. I can put a pound of muscle on and look bigger where the taller man may need to a lot more than that.
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    You were born at 5'7"???
    My deepest apologies to your mother...
    haha
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    Originally posted by BimBamBoom
    You were born at 5'7"???
    My deepest apologies to your mother...
    haha
    Yeah she's still recovering and I'm 33 now
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    Originally posted by BigGreen
    My first act as ruler: Hey Mexico, do you want Texas back?
    Keep it up preppy! OR I'll have to quote Stone Cold Steve Austin on this one, "I'll stomp a mud hole in your azz and walk it dry!"
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  12. 06-26-2003, 10:35 AM #12
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    Originally posted by TheMudMan
    Yeah she's still recovering and I'm 33 now
    thats got to hurt ouch!
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  13. 06-26-2003, 11:15 AM #13
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    Im 5'10, damn you asian genes, damn you. Wait, im one of lucky ones ...
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