traveling salesman is on a trip and super horny so he goes up to the hotel bar and sees a drop dead gorgeous woman. He starts to talk to her and she tells him that she will give him a hand job for $500
"$500!" he says, "Why on earth is it so expensive?"
She replies "Well, do you see that Ferrari outside?"
"Yes"
I bought that with the money I made from giving hand jobs - it will be the best on eyou have ever had.
So he says what the heck and goes up to the room with her and sure enough she gives him the best hand job he ever imagined! and left.
Couple of months later he is back in the same city and decides to ask her what it would cost for a blowjob?
"$2000", she replies.
"Wow, thats a lot!"
"Well, do you see that high rise office building accross the street?", she says.
"yeah, so?"
I bought that with the money made from giving blow jobs.
She must be really good he thinks and takes her up to his room - sure enough, she does such a toe curling blow job on him he darn near died.
As he lays there gasping for breath, he asks, "just to ask, How much would it be to bang your pussy?"
"Well," pointing out the overlooking window "do you see that small city over there?"
"Wow, do you own that too?????" he cries
She frowns, "I would if I had a pussy!"
:D :eek:
