Are They Really That Dumb? Part I

[Terinox]

Are They Really That Dumb? Part I

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington,DC.

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." --A congressional candidate in Texas.

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"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. --Al Gore, Vice President

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

[palme]

I cant belive miss alabama, marey carey and john wayne said that...really smart people.

[Red Ketchup]

Maybe so, but she's a rich retard

Red

[PUMP UP]

I wouldn't mind being a rich retard!

[Pheedno]

Originally posted by hercules88
brooke shields is a retard

Actually, shes a Mensa member

[TheMudMan]

The best one is Mariah Carey

The sad thing is these people think they are so smart

[chevy44]

omg those were hilarious!