Booty Call Agreement

[paulastone]

This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")is entered into on the ___ day of JULY ________, 2003 by_____, between_____and_____.



THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND

PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup,"

unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.

8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!

18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.

19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.

20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your damn liquor store.

22. No phone use, please -- I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.



*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***



The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement.

If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone and email lists and BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party:





Signature: ________________________

Date:______________________

[Strut99GT]

[palme]

#1- #4 I know this girl

[PUMP UP]

funny shit

[chevy44]

good stuff! except for #20, i WONT fuck w/out a condom, unless ive been w/ someone for a while! itsjust me

[paulastone]

No chevy44, you missread #20. Its The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. meening, if she does'nt have one, you send her home, or maybe to the corner store to get one

[LORDBLiTZ]

23. Aways flush the condom down the toilet. Never throw it in the trash where she could steal it and put ur leftovers up her with a turkey baster.

[Power-BB]

None of that "lovemaking" shit

LOLOLOL thats is too funny