I shit in sinks

I don't do it because I want to, rather I do it because it often feels like the right thing to do. You see, there's a time and a place for sink-shitting. If you KNOW that you're better than everyone around you, then you might want to try expressing your individuality by dropping your pants and taking a great big steamer in a nearby sink where others are sure to find it. Masturbating while doing so should add a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix. And for those flaccid asspackers out there, I wouldn't worry. Maintaining an erection while shitting in a sink is akin to your body producing excessive amounts of smegma - it just kind of takes care of itself. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Can I borrow your sink for a moment or two?:angel:

I must agree Nathan; you have certainly given me some food for thought. Have you ever considered smearing the feces on the mirror above the sink until it resembled a finger painting proudly done by a half retarded child?

Just a thought.

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Funny you should bring this up Nathan, b/c I have a great story to go along with this :

True story too. I shit you not

So my sort of girlfriend at the time and I went to a wedding up in Forth Worth, TX. I lived in Houston, she lived in Dallas. Things were fading fast (mainly b/c she was bitchy, and I don't stand for that), but I wanted a date to a wedding that I was attending soon. So, we went to the wedding, she's pounding the wine like crazy. She's drunk as hell when we leave the place. Has to pee so bad she squats by my car before we leave. Practically passes out before we get home. So I get her awake and help her up to her bed. I'm only in town for the night more than likely, and I'm gonna want some nookie. So we get ready for bed, I try and get some a few times, but she's like "uh, my stomach hurts and rolls over". I figure she's drunk and I'll let her be. I wake up one time about an hour later and she's not there. I get up and try go find out where she's at. So as I walk out of her bedroom door towards the kitchen, I get hit by this god-awful smell - I about puked. She was getting a capri sun out of the refrigerator and began sticking the straw in it. I help her out and she goes back to the room. So I flick the light on and what do I see - a pile of mud in the sink. I guess she had propped her ass up on the sink and shat in it. I left very quickly the next morning. I would have left then, but it was like 2 am and my house was 3 hours away. Never talked to her again. She did email me - she had no idea what the hell had happened. Ugh....

A kid at a summer camp I went to in VA did this to a bathroom there when I was 9....they found him later with shit on his hands and kicked him outta there, after he caught a beat down by 50 angry kids. The camp counselors actually took us in 1 by 1 to show us his vandalism, sick bastards! They made the other kids clean it up too! :mad:

Funny thing was, he ended up being my roommate in boarding school 5 years later. Weird dude!

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Funny you should bring this up Nathan, b/c I have a great story to go along with this :

True story too. I shit you not

So my sort of girlfriend at the time and I went to a wedding up in Forth Worth, TX. I lived in Houston, she lived in Dallas. Things were fading fast (mainly b/c she was bitchy, and I don't stand for that), but I wanted a date to a wedding that I was attending soon. So, we went to the wedding, she's pounding the wine like crazy. She's drunk as hell when we leave the place. Has to pee so bad she squats by my car before we leave. Practically passes out before we get home. So I get her awake and help her up to her bed. I'm only in town for the night more than likely, and I'm gonna want some nookie. So we get ready for bed, I try and get some a few times, but she's like "uh, my stomach hurts and rolls over". I figure she's drunk and I'll let her be. I wake up one time about an hour later and she's not there. I get up and try go find out where she's at. So as I walk out of her bedroom door towards the kitchen, I get hit by this god-awful smell - I about puked. She was getting a capri sun out of the refrigerator and began sticking the straw in it. I help her out and she goes back to the room. So I flick the light on and what do I see - a pile of mud in the sink. I guess she had propped her ass up on the sink and shat in it. I left very quickly the next morning. I would have left then, but it was like 2 am and my house was 3 hours away. Never talked to her again. She did email me - she had no idea what the hell had happened. Ugh....

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That's funny. That's about a worse case scenario almost for a chick. Gross. :)

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That's funny. That's about a worse case scenario almost for a chick. Gross. :)

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you ain't lyin. and to think, this chick looks just like Janine Lindemoulder (sp??) - you know, the porn star. well, her face does, not the rest of her.

What a strange post........

You're lucky Nathan... I usually sink in shit... all this god damm protein and chicken I'm eating... :)

Red

Don't really know why I am checking this post out. Those are some NASTY stories. I have one about a girl that has become known as the "Mad Shitter" within the UT Greek community:

X-mas party at a UT (Texas) frat. house, about 4 years ago. It was a formal, so guys in tuxes and girls in gowns. I excused myself to go to the "girls" restroom only to find disaster. This girl was passed out on the floor in front of the pot. She had crap all over her and her gown, on her arms, face, etc. I looked around and then saw crap EVERYWHERE...on the wall, on the cieling, on the floor, etc. It looked like somebody had gone in there with a paint ball gun full of poo! I kid you not, the poo was splattered! How did she get it on the cieling??!! Anyway, I was not about to step in there, I did not know the girl but I knew her date. I went and got him and told him to "go check on" her. Him being the nice guy he is took her into his bathroom and stuck her in the shower and hosed her down. He came back downstairs and asked if I would go change her into some clothes. Me, being nice, went up there only to find her gone! I don't know how she did it. The poor girl has been known as the "Mad Shitter" ever since. She ended up transfering to SMU, where the story only followed her!! I guess that the story had spread like wild fire!!If that is not a good enough reason to quit drinking, then I don't know what is!

a friend of mine was boning some chick, and she was on top, riding away! now half way into it she farts, and being the nice guy that he is (horny fuck), he told her dont be emberassed blah blah blah, so she kept going. one minute later she jumps up and runs to the bathroom. so hes thinking "what the fuck" and he sits up, only to find a steamy log on his bed! yes he did kick the girl out and had to finish the job himself! true story!

OMG!!!

Feces surprise.....ick.

Haha These Are Some Of The Funniest Posts I've Ever Read.

LMAO!!!

Those are some HILARIOUS stories!!!

I have one, not as interesting or fascinating as the rest of yours. But I remember in grade 5, elementary school, it was during our first recess of the day, and we walked into the boys bathroom, and right there, on the floor, in front of the urinal was a long piece of shit, curled up. RIGHT beside it, was an UNTOUCHED Mr. BIG chocolate bar, out of it's wrapper, just sitting there beside it!!! We were all BAFFLED to what the hell could have happened. Not only does the person take a shit on the floor, BUT puts a Mr. Big right beside it?!? One of the MOST insane things I have ever seen.

Terinox, that is hilarious. Good ole Mr. big.

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A kid at a summer camp I went to in VA did this to a bathroom there when I was 9....they found him later with shit on his hands and kicked him outta there, after he caught a beat down by 50 angry kids. The camp counselors actually took us in 1 by 1 to show us his vandalism, sick bastards! They made the other kids clean it up too! :mad:

Funny thing was, he ended up being my roommate in boarding school 5 years later. Weird dude!

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I remember back in sleep away camp, seeminlgly ages ago, my roomate was a complete lunatic. He was the master of filling up condoms with water and launching them out of our window...Anyways, similarly to your story, one day we walk into the room to find a HUGE shit in the sink. His excuse was that someone peed on the toilet and he had bad diahrea....I personally still believe he was just insane. Regardless, he refused to clean it up, so the camp heads made the remaining three roomates (including myself) scrub the sink...WOW was that repulsive! :bigfrown:

Ive got another story...A buddy of mine was knockin up this chick one night at MY HOUSE, ON MY FLOOR! We were having a big ass party before finals so there was like 100 people there. Anyways, he was pounding away like a determined jack hammer and started noticeing a god awful smell, but him being the guy just said "fuck it, its probly me anyways" and kept going. Well after a while he came out and said that my dog must be in my room and took a shit on the floor or something. So i walked in and the girl he was fucking was curled up in the corner crying, and my room smelled fucking horrible, so i hit the lite and there it was, a spot on my carpet stained with shit, and her ass covered in the brown stuff!!! I tried to be nice but told her to get a shower, then a rag with carpet cleaner, and clean it up and get the hell out. Needless to say she was deemed (sp??) the girl Kyle "Fucked the shit out of"....True story

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Ive got another story...A buddy of mine was knockin up this chick one night at MY HOUSE, ON MY FLOOR! We were having a big ass party before finals so there was like 100 people there. Anyways, he was pounding away like a determined jack hammer and started noticeing a god awful smell, but him being the guy just said "fuck it, its probly me anyways" and kept going. Well after a while he came out and said that my dog must be in my room and took a shit on the floor or something. So i walked in and the girl he was fucking was curled up in the corner crying, and my room smelled fucking horrible, so i hit the lite and there it was, a spot on my carpet stained with shit, and her ass covered in the brown stuff!!! I tried to be nice but told her to get a shower, then a rag with carpet cleaner, and clean it up and get the hell out. Needless to say she was deemed (sp??) the girl Kyle "Fucked the shit out of"....True story

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Terinox....I still laugh about this sometimes when i go to bed at night, it was the funniest thing ive ever had happed to me...Im laughing right now thinking about it again!!!

sick stories

one time i was boning my gf at the time in the ass. when we were done and she got off my dong, she was like "oh shit, close your eyes"...i was all in love at the time and didn't wanna embarrass her even though i knew what had happened. when she went to the bathroom, my morbid curiousity forced me to sneak a peak. yeah, there was a little doo on me...was nasty, but i just closed my eyes and let her clean it and pretended i didn't see shit...literally...;)

btw, whats with all these stories of girls shitting? they have a harder time holding their bowls or something? =P

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When I was in highscool there was some sick fuck who would constantly shit all over the bathroom, all over the floor, walls, mirrors, ceiling, and no one ever figured out who it was. But I felt sorry for the janitors I remember seeing two of them walking in the hallways saying "Ya gotta hold some of these kids hands when they use the washroom."

I think every highschool has someone shitting like that. If i ever caught someone in a bathroom in the act of "shitting the place up", i would ram his fucking head into every urinal and toilet in the place till he was dead. With the amount of people with aids these days, this kinda shit aint funny.

Oh God, this has to be the most greatest thread I have ever read. I laughed after every story

All these stories are making me horny. Makes me wanna drive to my GFs house and fuck her in the ass just so I have a cool story to tell. I could make one up but that would not be fun for me. I will get back to this thread in a day or two. Stand by.

For God's sake, the ceiling??? Can someone instruct me how to crap on the ceiling? This is a skill I'd like to acquire.