NOW WITH PICS Beer goggles are awesome NOW WITH PICS
Without beer goggles, there would be a lot of women out there whom would not be getting laid. One story would be in Havisu. Drunk by 11am on Sat. I mean wasted and the entire sand bar was tapped out of beer by 12. We go for a boat ride and see two HOT ASS girls floating on their rafts. My buddy decides he will pick them up. I think they are just two hot locals who dont want anything to do with the weekend warriors. Yet, they come on our boat and we start beer bonging and getting them drunk and stupid. Im taking pictures of all of us. Nude, semi nude, sexual, etc. Great time. Bragging about getting up on two hot raft whores without even trying. Cant wait to get the pics developed. Big mistake. Those were pictures that should have been lost, over exposured, under developed, whatever. They came out perfect. Too bad the raft whores did not. That weekend, they were 10s. Skinny, perfect bodies and all. The pictures told other wise. They werent fat but they werent skinny. The 10s immediatley dropped down to 6s or 5s. Im telling you, those pictures, for the first time, made me realize how GOOD being overly drunk makes ugly girls look. So, for all you ugly girls out there, get the guy drunk and you are a sure in. For all you horny guys out there, get drunk and she is a sure in. Peace out guys. THREAD HIJACKING is encouraged. Havisu stories kick ass. Vegas also