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    NOW WITH PICS Beer goggles are awesome NOW WITH PICS

    Without beer goggles, there would be a lot of women out there whom would not be getting laid. One story would be in Havisu. Drunk by 11am on Sat. I mean wasted and the entire sand bar was tapped out of beer by 12. We go for a boat ride and see two HOT ASS girls floating on their rafts. My buddy decides he will pick them up. I think they are just two hot locals who dont want anything to do with the weekend warriors. Yet, they come on our boat and we start beer bonging and getting them drunk and stupid. Im taking pictures of all of us. Nude, semi nude, sexual, etc. Great time. Bragging about getting up on two hot raft whores without even trying. Cant wait to get the pics developed. Big mistake. Those were pictures that should have been lost, over exposured, under developed, whatever. They came out perfect. Too bad the raft whores did not. That weekend, they were 10s. Skinny, perfect bodies and all. The pictures told other wise. They werent fat but they werent skinny. The 10s immediatley dropped down to 6s or 5s. Im telling you, those pictures, for the first time, made me realize how GOOD being overly drunk makes ugly girls look. So, for all you ugly girls out there, get the guy drunk and you are a sure in. For all you horny guys out there, get drunk and she is a sure in. Peace out guys. THREAD HIJACKING is encouraged. Havisu stories kick ass. Vegas also
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    Yes beer goggles are some thing else.... bermich's story reminds me of the time I walked in on my buddy one early morning to find his skinny ass lying on the floor while the 300+ pound beast that he picked up (and had one hell of a loud night with) was sleeping on his bed.....

    Currently he has offered me nearly $250 for the photos of that morning....

    Roll of film ----$3.50
    Current Bribe bid---$250 (and climbing)
    Showing one hell of a photo at your buddy's wedding party --- Priceless

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    Gotta love beer
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    Bermich,

    Hey bro, you aint got a hair on your ass if you don't post a pic of the "Raft Ho's" in question... come on man... I promise not to laugh,, no really!
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    "Hey bro, you aint got a hair on your ass if you don't post a pic of the "Raft Ho's" is question... come on man... I promise not to laugh,, no really! "

    AGREED! You have to post the pics...

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    Quote Originally Posted by arthurb999
    "Hey bro, you aint got a hair on your ass if you don't post a pic of the "Raft Ho's" is question... come on man... I promise not to laugh,, no really! "

    AGREED! You have to post the pics...
    i wanna see the rAFT whores u pussy !!!!if u post bro nill tell ya one of my storeis that onky 3 people know ,from cancun spring break ,,thats all im saying !

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    Post the pics....weve all been there, and dont anyone tell you they havent....everyones either fucked a fat one or an ugly one, and some did both!

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    hell ive even fuck fat and ugly ones so dont feel bad bro. worst part is there was no beer goggles involved.on hornyness beyond imagination. Ok she wasnt' fat but she was "healthy"

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    yeah man, post em...just for comparison sake (i wanna see if i've done worse...

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    Ive been there I always regret it glad to see Im not the only one

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    Ok guys. I didnt even think about posting the pics. I will post them. Although, I am going up to the river in two hours so I dont have time to dig them out and scan em in. The good thing though is, I AM GOING UP TO THE RIVER IN 2 HOURS. That means, if you are all lucky and me as well, there will be more updated pictures of raft whores. Maybe even some river hoes and BEAD WHORES. No similarity to post whores, sorry. Have a good 4th all ya all punk ass fools.

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    Where are the pics?

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    Come on bro...you can't brag without showin us these fine London Bridge ho-bags...been tot the river way too many times...I know exactly what our man is talking about...NOW POST THE PICS! lol

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    I am developing new pics. Give me a week. I hate scanning and doing all that crap on the computer. These pics arent something I am proud of. I dont think I was bragging

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    I am developing new pics. Give me a week. I hate scanning and doing all that crap on the computer. These pics arent something I am proud of. I dont think I was bragging
    LMAO...I was kidding in regards to the braggin'. Like I said I have been tot the river to many times...I konw exactly what you speak of. However, there are a lot of fine ladies getting naked and actin all horney...emm hmm...

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    ^ Where are the pics bro?

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    yeah! it's not nice to make us wait, and we damn sure aint gonna forget!!

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    yeah man, seriously...we're not gunna let this one go...

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    Im proud to say ive never had beer goggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Im proud to say ive never had beer goggles.
    Same here bro, never touch the stuff (beer). However, i'm also dying to see these pictures

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    Yeah, where are the damn pictures. A bump for pics of 'raft whores' !!!

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    It's been a week, dude

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    Where are they...... You know we will not stop until our demands are met

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    Quote Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
    Bermich,

    Hey bro, you aint got a hair on your ass if you don't post a pic of the "Raft Ho's" in question... come on man... I promise not to laugh,, no really!
    bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Im proud to say ive never had beer goggles.
    Palme, as low as your standards are you don't NEED beer goggles!!
    excert from the Palme sex manual... "locate something warm and moist, push in, pull out, repeat if necessary"


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    Quote Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
    Palme, as low as your standards are you don't NEED beer goggles!!
    excert from the Palme sex manual... "locate something warm and moist, push in, pull out, repeat if necessary"



    Im acctualy very picky ripped! i would get more if i didnt diss nice girls b/c of wierd looking ears etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
    Palme, as low as your standards are you don't NEED beer goggles!!
    excert from the Palme sex manual... "locate something warm and moist, push in, pull out, repeat if necessary"


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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    i would get more if i didnt diss nice girls b/c of wierd looking ears etc
    Oh man, I'm not going to touch that one!!
    as tempting as it is... Because you KNOW how I love to spar with ya!

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    I think the raft whores went incognito....where the hell are they????

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    Quote Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
    Oh man, I'm not going to touch that one!!
    as tempting as it is... Because you KNOW how I love to spar with ya!
    Haha i did give you a freebie didnt i

    The feeling is likewise bro

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    beer goggles............they're amazing! lets see the pics

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    Bump for pics. This will remain at the top until we see some pics!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Butcher
    Bump for pics. This will remain at the top until we see some pics!
    Yeah! What he said.

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    I am digging them out of my closet tonight. Give me til NO LATER THAN MONDAY then you can flame on me. I am not home often and when I am I am taking care of a lot of things. Im not trying to hide from this thread. promise

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    I am digging them out of my closet tonight. Give me til NO LATER THAN MONDAY then you can flame on me. I am not home often and when I am I am taking care of a lot of things. Im not trying to hide from this thread. promise
    Dont worry we will not let you hide

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    bumpin' again.

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    I've got nothing to do so I will BUMP it too!

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    Somebody has to bump this thing today so I'll take one for the AR team.

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