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    Hickory dickory flack
    Rich likes to smoke crack
    He didn't put his weight on the rack

    As the weight fell
    He started to tell Kia Lover to go to hell.
    Kia
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    Takes his meds and goes to bed leaves the forum for those who chose to be serious about looking good with no clothes..?

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    Deeee Rail fellas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
    Kimbo half slice
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    Takes his meds and goes to bed leaves the forum for those who chose to be serious about looking good with no clothes..?
    I did a naked photoshoot with a mate of mine from college 2 years ago (he's a professional photographer now but he was only getting into it when he shot me). You can clearly see my rainbow willy in the pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai Lover View Post
    I did a naked photoshoot with a mate of mine from college 2 years ago (he's a professional photographer now but he was only getting into it when he shot me). You can clearly see my rainbow willy in the pics.
    Im weird.
    Very strange for my upbringing etc...
    You a a freaking fruitbasket though.
    I have seen some weird ducks on here but you just broke the barrier on the weird-as-fuck o'meter. You broke it! Now how will we know when someone joins, just how weird they are?
    You have got to be kimbo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Im weird.
    Very strange for my upbringing etc...
    You a a freaking fruitbasket though.
    I have seen some weird ducks on here but you just broke the barrier on the weird-as-fuck o'meter. You broke it! Now how will we know when someone joins, just how weird they are?
    You have got to be kimbo.
    OB I call it my rainbow Willy too cmon that's not weird lol
    If I wasn't completely bored tonight I wouldn't have even indulged my girl just gave me some good loving unexpectedly so now Iam forced to hold off my gym plans for at least 3-4 hours...aggression level zero right now..it's that third shift life the only ppl up are partying and I don't indulge Iam in a nice boring but healthy and happy slump of overtime and weights with food prep and family mixed in..could be much worse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
    OB I call it my rainbow Willy too cmon that's not weird lol
    If I wasn't completely bored tonight I wouldn't have even indulged my girl just gave me some good loving unexpectedly so now Iam forced to hold off my gym plans for at least 3-4 hours...aggression level zero right now..it's that third shift life the only ppl up are partying and I don't indulge Iam in a nice boring but healthy and happy slump of overtime and weights with food prep and family mixed in..could be much worse!
    I know the feeling all too well. I get drug in the bedroom and played with all the time when Im not feeling it.
    I need a 3-6 hour break before working out too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    I know the feeling all too well. I get drug in the bedroom and played with all the time when Im not feeling it.
    I need a 3-6 hour break before working out too.
    Makes me feel like a peice of meat..Iam I just a sex toy used for women's amusement lollol naw I love it just watched "shot caller" with guy who plays Jamie Lannister on game of thrones anybody get the chance get this movie most real prison movie since American me and way better than American history X

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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
    Makes me feel like a peice of meat..Iam I just a sex toy used for women's amusement lollol naw I love it just watched "shot caller" with guy who plays Jamie Lannister on game of thrones anybody get the chance get this movie most real prison movie since American me and way better than American history X
    I will be watching that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    I will be watching that
    Figured it would be up your alley
    Are we off topic?n ways off to the gym love my midnight sessions

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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
    Figured it would be up your alley
    Are we off topic?n ways off to the gym love my midnight sessions
    Some threads are worth wrecking.

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    You get a tattoo of a rainbow going around your willy.

    It's called a rainbow willy.

    I got one.

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    And Cape went too far? Really?

    Muzzled.

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    For real I have a rainbow willy. I wanted to do something crazy about 3 or 4 years ago and so I went to a local tattoo place in my hometown and got a rainbow willy. I had 2 or 3 follow-up sessions at a more well-known place in Dublin City and the guy told me "This is the most extreme tattoo I've ever done".

    I think we should all have rainbow willies.
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    Is it true that its an effective method of picking up girls?

    I would like to know before i commit to getting it done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Is it true that its an effective method of picking up girls?

    I would like to know before i commit to getting it done.
    When they're least expecting it, I say Taste the rainbow.

    It works.

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    But do they feel the rainbow first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    But do they feel the rainbow first?
    They feel the fist
    and the unmerciful verbal abuse
    as I ruin them into submission
    and as they submit into ruin
    Their morals, their values, their beliefs
    reduced to an unrelenting searing desire
    to please their callous spouse.
    Their self-worth, their dignity
    shredded as I reduce
    them to menial chores and bodily functions.
    The very core of them ruined
    as their only purpose in life --
    both this life and the afterlife
    is to satisfy and please the owner
    of the sinister rainbow willy

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    Go away please.

    I called you from the start, too crazy for society.

    And no the rainbow doesn't work, you read fvcking poetry to a bunch of other weirdos so when exactly do you tell them to taste the rainbow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    Go away please.

    I called you from the start, too crazy for society.

    And no the rainbow doesn't work, you read fvcking poetry to a bunch of other weirdos so when exactly do you tell them to taste the rainbow
    I'm gonna be a famous poet 2 years from now. Gonna read my material at open mic nights for the next year then try to get published in September 2018.

    Your grandchildren will be learning my poetry in school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai Lover View Post
    I'm gonna be a famous poet 2 years from now. Gonna read my material at open mic nights for the next year then try to get published in September 2018.

    Your grandchildren will be learning my poetry in school.
    Lol nope don't do that it will lead you straight into the psy ward (again).
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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    Lol nope don't do that it will lead you straight into the psy ward (again).
    If one hasn't been to the loonie bin, one has no business creating art of any description

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    Ode to a Bodybuilder

    They say only five percent
    of us reach our full potential
    Only five percent attain
    a champange supernova in the sky

    Decades of cycles
    sometimes running a train into the next
    Three hundred and ten pounds of
    bodybuilding dynamite

    Nine meals a day
    a thriving multi-million dollar brand
    Beautiful women, and the world
    in the palm of my hand

    Twenty-eight years at this
    Something had to give
    Intravenous barbituates, they’re
    now giving me just to live

    I haven’t been conscious
    now for several days -- what a
    way to learn the error of your ways
    I might pull through this
    and might even keep my brand
    an the world might possibly still be
    in the palm of my hand

    I’m more concerned though
    with the state of my brain
    They don’t induce you into
    a coma like this for
    the sake of notoriety and fame

    If I die today, how
    will I be remembered?
    And then they get me to the coroner,
    how will I be dismembered?

    They say only five percent of
    us reach our full potential,
    and look at the mess I’ve
    gotten myself into

    Push yourself hard, push yourself far
    But Be Safe.
    You want to be at least seventy
    before you end up on the slate

    Please take care of my children

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    WTF! I have been gone for a couple of weeks and this is what I come back too!

    I am also a poet

    Hickory dickory doc
    all you douche bags can suck my cock.

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    Well it ain't about money and it ain't about fame
    If you're a badass they'll remember your name
    I sleep in my truck and I drive through the rain
    Gettin' down hard thats why I came

    I went from a trailer
    With holes in the floor
    To a mansion
    I'm fucking whores on the floor

    You Goddamn right Jim Sharp
    You Goddamn right Jim Sharp

    You know thats right
    You know thats true
    Talk about me
    I don't give a fuck about you

    You Goddamn right Jim Sharp
    I said You Goddamn right Jim Sharp
    You Goddamn right Jim Sharp
    I said You Goddamn right Jim Sharp

    Well it ain't about money and it ain't about fame
    If you're a badass they'll remember your name
    I sleep in my truck and I drive through the rain
    Gettin' down hard thats why I came
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    Oh. My. Gosh.
    I'm actually a tad creeped out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PT1982 View Post
    Oh. My. Gosh.
    I'm actually a tad creeped out.
    Hes behind you...
    Dildo in one hand bottle of lotion in the other...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PT1982 View Post
    Oh. My. Gosh.
    I'm actually a tad creeped out.
    These poems are helping me to get all my venom out. The creepiness probably won't go on for longer than a month.

    I actually got my first 30 poems made into a book and collected it yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai Lover View Post
    These poems are helping me to get all my venom out. The creepiness probably won't go on for longer than a month.

    I actually got my first 30 poems made into a book and collected it yesterday
    How much do you want for it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    How much do you want for it?
    I'll sign the inside cover and post worldwide for $100 payable as bitcoin (so that's 0.024 bitcoins). This is my first book and only a single copy was made. More than one of the poems needs to be censored but I will post as is.

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    Can we like meet up and you can read them to me or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Can we like meet up and you can read them to me or something
    Under two conditions.

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    Okay, im intrigued. Do tell...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Okay, im intrigued. Do tell...
    1: You pay for my transatlantic flights
    2: You check with police and/or law enforcement that they won't arrest me when I land

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai Lover View Post
    1: You pay for my transatlantic flights
    2: You check with police and/or law enforcement that they won't arrest me when I land
    He's from Scotland

    a classic kilt would make a great companion to the rainbow willy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai Lover View Post
    1: You pay for my transatlantic flights
    2: You check with police and/or law enforcement that they won't arrest me when I land
    there is so much wrong here I cant even start.

    Did hollow just really ask to meet up with you so you can read these words of death to him?

    criminal minds episode, this is right out of the book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai Lover View Post
    1: You pay for my transatlantic flights
    2: You check with police and/or law enforcement that they won't arrest me when I land
    My people will be in touch with your people.
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    Kimbo is looking for his next victim.

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    Wtf?
    I ate some licorice candy which contained some unidentified psychedelic drug once, it was kinda unpleasant, paralyzing, and I saw strange things,
    But this is much weirder than that.

    Zeus; I tell you, don't eat the licorice candy man!

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