My Poetry

[Capebuffalo]

I'm going to choose to believe her.

[Capebuffalo]

Hickory dickory flack
Rich likes to smoke crack
He didn't put his weight on the rack

As the weight fell
He started to tell Kia Lover to go to hell.
Kia

[KINGKONG]

Kimbo half slice
Quartermaster
Kia lover
Takes his meds and goes to bed leaves the forum for those who chose to be serious about looking good with no clothes..?

[clarky.]

Deeee Rail fellas!

[Kai Lover]

abcd

[Obs]

I did a naked photoshoot with a mate of mine from college 2 years ago (he's a professional photographer now but he was only getting into it when he shot me). You can clearly see my rainbow willy in the pics.

Im weird.
Very strange for my upbringing etc...
You a a freaking fruitbasket though.
I have seen some weird ducks on here but you just broke the barrier on the weird-as-fuck o'meter. You broke it! Now how will we know when someone joins, just how weird they are?
You have got to be kimbo.

[KINGKONG]

Im weird.
Very strange for my upbringing etc...
You a a freaking fruitbasket though.
I have seen some weird ducks on here but you just broke the barrier on the weird-as-fuck o'meter. You broke it! Now how will we know when someone joins, just how weird they are?
You have got to be kimbo.

OB I call it my rainbow Willy too cmon that's not weird lol
If I wasn't completely bored tonight I wouldn't have even indulged my girl just gave me some good loving unexpectedly so now Iam forced to hold off my gym plans for at least 3-4 hours...aggression level zero right now..it's that third shift life the only ppl up are partying and I don't indulge Iam in a nice boring but healthy and happy slump of overtime and weights with food prep and family mixed in..could be much worse!

[Obs]

OB I call it my rainbow Willy too cmon that's not weird lol
If I wasn't completely bored tonight I wouldn't have even indulged my girl just gave me some good loving unexpectedly so now Iam forced to hold off my gym plans for at least 3-4 hours...aggression level zero right now..it's that third shift life the only ppl up are partying and I don't indulge Iam in a nice boring but healthy and happy slump of overtime and weights with food prep and family mixed in..could be much worse!

I know the feeling all too well. I get drug in the bedroom and played with all the time when Im not feeling it.
I need a 3-6 hour break before working out too.

[KINGKONG]

I know the feeling all too well. I get drug in the bedroom and played with all the time when Im not feeling it.
I need a 3-6 hour break before working out too.

Makes me feel like a peice of meat..Iam I just a sex toy used for women's amusement lollol naw I love it just watched "shot caller" with guy who plays Jamie Lannister on game of thrones anybody get the chance get this movie most real prison movie since American me and way better than American history X

[Obs]

Makes me feel like a peice of meat..Iam I just a sex toy used for women's amusement lollol naw I love it just watched "shot caller" with guy who plays Jamie Lannister on game of thrones anybody get the chance get this movie most real prison movie since American me and way better than American history X

I will be watching that

[KINGKONG]

I will be watching that

Figured it would be up your alley
Are we off topic?n ways off to the gym love my midnight sessions

[Obs]

Figured it would be up your alley
Are we off topic?n ways off to the gym love my midnight sessions

Some threads are worth wrecking.

[Kai Lover]

abcd

[Capebuffalo]

And Cape went too far? Really?

Muzzled.

[Kai Lover]

abcd

[hollowedzeus]

Is it true that its an effective method of picking up girls?

I would like to know before i commit to getting it done.

[Kai Lover]

abcd

[hollowedzeus]

But do they feel the rainbow first?

[Kai Lover]

[Abcd

[Mooseman33]

Go away please.

I called you from the start, too crazy for society.

And no the rainbow doesn't work, you read fvcking poetry to a bunch of other weirdos so when exactly do you tell them to taste the rainbow

[Kai Lover]

Go away please.

I called you from the start, too crazy for society.

And no the rainbow doesn't work, you read fvcking poetry to a bunch of other weirdos so when exactly do you tell them to taste the rainbow

I'm gonna be a famous poet 2 years from now. Gonna read my material at open mic nights for the next year then try to get published in September 2018.

Your grandchildren will be learning my poetry in school.

[hammerheart]

I'm gonna be a famous poet 2 years from now. Gonna read my material at open mic nights for the next year then try to get published in September 2018.

Your grandchildren will be learning my poetry in school.

Lol nope don't do that it will lead you straight into the psy ward (again).

[Kai Lover]

Lol nope don't do that it will lead you straight into the psy ward (again).

If one hasn't been to the loonie bin, one has no business creating art of any description

[Kai Lover]

Abcd

[diesel101]

WTF! I have been gone for a couple of weeks and this is what I come back too!

I am also a poet

Hickory dickory doc
all you douche bags can suck my cock.

[Obs]

Well it ain't about money and it ain't about fame
If you're a badass they'll remember your name
I sleep in my truck and I drive through the rain
Gettin' down hard thats why I came

I went from a trailer
With holes in the floor
To a mansion
I'm fucking whores on the floor

You Goddamn right Jim Sharp
You Goddamn right Jim Sharp

You know thats right
You know thats true
Talk about me
I don't give a fuck about you

You Goddamn right Jim Sharp
I said You Goddamn right Jim Sharp
You Goddamn right Jim Sharp
I said You Goddamn right Jim Sharp

Well it ain't about money and it ain't about fame
If you're a badass they'll remember your name
I sleep in my truck and I drive through the rain
Gettin' down hard thats why I came

[PT1982]

Oh. My. Gosh.
I'm actually a tad creeped out.

[Obs]

Oh. My. Gosh.
I'm actually a tad creeped out.

Hes behind you...
Dildo in one hand bottle of lotion in the other...

[Kai Lover]

Oh. My. Gosh.
I'm actually a tad creeped out.

These poems are helping me to get all my venom out. The creepiness probably won't go on for longer than a month.

I actually got my first 30 poems made into a book and collected it yesterday

[hollowedzeus]

These poems are helping me to get all my venom out. The creepiness probably won't go on for longer than a month.

I actually got my first 30 poems made into a book and collected it yesterday

How much do you want for it?

[Kai Lover]

How much do you want for it?

I'll sign the inside cover and post worldwide for $100 payable as bitcoin (so that's 0.024 bitcoins). This is my first book and only a single copy was made. More than one of the poems needs to be censored but I will post as is.

[hollowedzeus]

Can we like meet up and you can read them to me or something

[Kai Lover]

Can we like meet up and you can read them to me or something

Under two conditions.

[hollowedzeus]

Okay, im intrigued. Do tell...

[Kai Lover]

Okay, im intrigued. Do tell...

1: You pay for my transatlantic flights
2: You check with police and/or law enforcement that they won't arrest me when I land

[hammerheart]

1: You pay for my transatlantic flights
2: You check with police and/or law enforcement that they won't arrest me when I land

He's from Scotland

a classic kilt would make a great companion to the rainbow willy.

[Mooseman33]

1: You pay for my transatlantic flights
2: You check with police and/or law enforcement that they won't arrest me when I land

there is so much wrong here I cant even start.

Did hollow just really ask to meet up with you so you can read these words of death to him?

criminal minds episode, this is right out of the book.

[hollowedzeus]

1: You pay for my transatlantic flights
2: You check with police and/or law enforcement that they won't arrest me when I land

My people will be in touch with your people.

[Capebuffalo]

Kimbo is looking for his next victim.

[DocToxin8]

Wtf?
I ate some licorice candy which contained some unidentified psychedelic drug once, it was kinda unpleasant, paralyzing, and I saw strange things,
But this is much weirder than that.

Zeus; I tell you, don't eat the licorice candy man!