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    Everybody Rage

    It's an odd sort of affliction, clutching at your chest and screaming incoherent words of rage and anguish, all the while grabbing desperately at the nearest person's crotch and hoping she won't mind. Yet, it's an affliction nonetheless, and an unexplainable one at that. From time to time, everyone feels that ball of insanity creeping up their spine, slowly making it's way towards the brain, stopping only to cause strange, inconceivable spasms that leave a person backwards, inside-out you might say. Putting your finger on the root of the problem is a tricky business, to say the least. More often than not, though, the best medicine is no medicine at all. Rather, enjoy the ride while it's good for the giving. Take no prisoners. Flail about wildly and hope you take out every mother fucker within earshot who would surely do the same to you if only they had thought of it first. I tell you, there is nothing quite like the feeling of coming home to a comfortable rage and wrapping your arms around it as if to say, "You are the product of everything that makes me great. Don't ever change." And you can be sure that while you're sinking deeply into it, someone somewhere is doing the same. Let's just hope we don't run into that nutty someone anytime soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    Rather, enjoy the ride while it's good for the giving.
    then enjoy the nice weekend in jail

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRLS63
    then enjoy the nice weekend in jail
    That isn't by any miracle you in your avatar is it? If not, that's totally false advertising.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    That isn't by any miracle you in your avatar is it? If not, that's totally false advertising.

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    This is pretty much how i feel right now, but not so green...
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    This is pretty much how i feel right now, but not so green...

    Are you taking a dump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Butcher
    Are you taking a dump?
    Im peeing in the pool and im all out of clorine

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    I have a huge phallus. I just want children everywhere to know that.
    As a sidenote, this thing in your avatar has gotta go. My god.

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