Fun things to do in the office!!

[BiosThornton]

Not sure if this has been posted but here goes.

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if you boss is of a different gender than you.
3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names: "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
5) Highlight your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.
7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
12) Put your trash can on your desk and label it: IN.
13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
15) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.


Also check out http://www.bangitout.com/archive75.html On the left side there are a lot of other funnies.

[palme]

Hehe #14 & #15

[TheDfromGC]

lmao that was good......

[Money Boss Hustla]

My personal favourite is to fax people's direct lines. The fax usually has a function that does 10 recalls. The funny things is watching people get pissed off b/c their phone keeps ringing...so they don't pick it up...so the fax leaves that beeping sound on their voice mail so they then get pissed off at that. Bwah hahaha!!

[kc]

i'm gonna try that some friday!!!!!

[TheMudMan]

[G Child]

[Tock]

A favorite in my office was to unplug phone cords in two cubicles, run 'em under the partitions, and plug 'em in . . . "Phone swapping," the pranksters called it . . .

[Juggernaut]

16.) While sitting in a bathroom stale, smear peanut butter on a wade of paper and toss it under the partition of another occupied stale then say "Damn it, pass that back will ya”.