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    Man has heart attack after fake rapture

    http://www.larknews.com/july15_2003/...ary.php?page=5

    AUSTIN - Herbert Washington, whom co-workers at Significant Plastics Inc. say was unduly concerned with the rapture and the second coming of Christ, suffered a serious heart attack when co-workers pretended they'd been caught away without him.

    Last Tuesday, they lay work outfits on their chairs and hid in a supply
    room, and when Herbert came back from the restroom, he thought the rapture had occurred. The janitor, an outspoken Muslim, pretended to have witnessed everyone disappear and ran around the office feigning panic. Herbert fell to the ground clutching his heart and screaming, "I knew you'd forget me, Jesus! What did I do wrong?" He was taken to a local hospital. The employees emerged, sobered, from the supply room and gathered up their extra clothes.

    "We didn't mean to scare him to death," said one woman. "He's just always talking about it, so today we decided to turn the tables on him."
    Washington underwent bypass surgery and is recovering well and "digging into the Bible like never before," says his wife.

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    That's pretty fucked up. However, having the Muslim guy run around screaming made this a grade A prank. I give them D because of poor taste, but A for effort. REDROCK

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    I'm laughing my ass off and I don't feel one bit guilty.

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    Damn,,, that's crazy...

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    kinda sic

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    Thats the kind of thing I wanna see on hidden camera tv shows or PUNKd. I wanna see someone actually get hurt on one of those. I dont know why. Just call me a dick I dont care.

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    Too funny! I love it!

    And screw bad taste! It's in excellent taste! Bad taste is sending your kid up a tree and cutting it down with a chainsaw to have a "funny accident" tape to send to americas funniest home videos.

    Red

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    hilarios

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    I'm laughing my ass off and I don't feel one bit guilty.
    Me too.

    Thats the kind of thing I wanna see on hidden camera tv shows or PUNKd. I wanna see someone actually get hurt on one of those. I dont know why. Just call me a dick I dont care.
    Isn't that the sole reason anyone watches shit like RealTV.

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    Lol..

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