Thread: Teens Worse Nightmare!!
07-23-2003, 10:56 AM #1
Teens Worse Nightmare!!
Here is something you do NOT want to see on your fridge!!!
07-23-2003, 11:19 AM #2Member
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hahahahaha, that's awesome!
07-23-2003, 11:24 AM #3
07-23-2003, 11:54 AM #4
How fucking embarassing would that be as a teenager?!!!
07-23-2003, 12:00 PM #5
That's great! I would go to my grave blaming it on my brothers or my dad if that was me.
07-23-2003, 12:05 PM #6
hahha, wasnt me...
07-23-2003, 12:20 PM #7AR-Elite Hall of Famer
Originally Posted by Terinox
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So, what did you say to your mom after that???
07-23-2003, 02:00 PM #8Originally Posted by 956Vette
I blamed it on my dad!
HAHAHAHAH!! Just kiddin
07-23-2003, 03:05 PM #9
just say it was spit. When I hock a lugie in the shower, its looks like i shot shot my wad! of course thats what I say
07-23-2003, 03:47 PM #10
07-23-2003, 04:19 PM #11LORDBLiTZ Guest
07-23-2003, 05:31 PM #12
oh man sick as hell ewww
07-23-2003, 05:49 PM #13Originally Posted by OGPackin
07-23-2003, 07:45 PM #14Anabolic Member
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i remember when i was young something very very embarrassing...
i think i was 10 or 11 i used to jacked off a dozen times ED... i was alone that day at home and this was the best opportunity to jacked off a few times . so i came in the bathroom with some porn mags and do my shit and cum all over it (dont ask me why, i was some nasty kid back then :P) and when it was time to clean up, the phone was ringing... i answered and start to talk for about 1h in my room... when i came back for cleaning time, the mag have gone. then i was like holyshit where they r?? then a saw my mom.... hehehe kind of embarrassing for a kid!
07-23-2003, 07:50 PM #15
I would just leave and never come back.
07-23-2003, 09:38 PM #16Originally Posted by nevaenuf
Mom has a boy older than 11 or 12, mom knows he's yanking it like there is no tomorrow. Of course if kids realized that, they'd probably be slapping the salami 24 hours a day, 7 days a week no matter where they are...
I always thought it a little strange that so many guys get so embarassed about masturbation even when they know perfectly well that EVERY guy has been doing since the day they became fertile.
(wish me luck for the next few years BTW bros... just started going over puberty and the birds and bees with my 10yo boy... dammit they grow too fast!!!)
07-24-2003, 05:41 AM #17
07-24-2003, 10:18 AM #18
Oh, Dam sick. That is some funny shit?
07-24-2003, 11:20 PM #19
Hahahaha, bump for this - funny shit
07-25-2003, 09:26 AM #20
I've only been caught once:
I was in my dorm room looking on the Internet. My friend from down the hall was banging on my door but I pretended that I wasn't in the room and had all the lights off. So after 5 minutes of him banging on the door it finally stops....phew I'm in the clear to go back to work....2 minutes later I hear my screen being taking off and he pops his head through the shade. He couldn't look me in the eye for a week he was so embarrassed, haha.
07-25-2003, 02:43 PM #21
my little sister caught me when i was younger, told my parents. then my little sister thought it was funny so she told the rest of my family. Yeah, that was fun.
07-25-2003, 02:56 PM #22
i see that message almost twice a week ...my dad is almost always working and im the only boy in my family. actually ive never been caught whacking it but have been caught with porn on computer!! ive learned how to hide that though cookies, history, temp file, recent file, and the all important dont store it anywhere cause it will be found! It passes with age RED hell be done with the heavy whacking around 15 by then he will have discovered girls to do it for him!!
08-08-2003, 05:07 PM #23
This still cracks me up so I'll give it a big BUMParoo!
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