What's the best thing you've ever seen written in a bathroom stall???

Well i think it is about damn time somebody asked this question. We read bathroom humor/insight/propaganda/criticism etc. all the time. So here is the thread where you can share the best bathroom stall one liners youve read. cmon i know you know some

"Here I sit all broken hearted, ran like hell but only farted, how much longer must I linger, before I'm forced to use a finger??"

I saw that little piece of literary brilliance at my work. Unbelievable. It reminds me of the early works or Hemmingway with a touch of dickens.

My ex G/F phone number.

"What are you looking at? The joke is in your hands" written above a wall hanging urinal....

On the wall of a construction site Port-o-let;

WARNING:
OSHA regulation, rule 1328-1a, “All turds over 3 inches in length must be hand lowered to reduce splash factor.

In a physics building bathroom:

"...because the the CCPPALM (chocolate chip pecan pie a la mode) operator is hermitian"

its funny as hell to physicists!

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Originally Posted by majorpecs

"What are you looking at? The joke is in your hands" written above a wall hanging urinal....

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Haha they have that written in one of the stalls at work.