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    Two fisherman are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea. "What's this?" asked the first fisherman, "It looks as if someone is drowning!"
    "No," explained the second fisherman, "It's just a little wave."

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    A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
    "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
    "I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."

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    looking through older threads today.. Sorry bros. I gotta bring this back.... This is for you Mud Man.

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    Nooooooooooooooooo! This will haunt me forever.

    Oh well, I will have to dig up more bad jokes.

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    what do you a call a lesbian dinosaur?

    a lickalotopuss

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    haha.

    bump.

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    Why dont seagulls fly in the bay?


    Because they dont want to be bagels.

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    What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air?

    A dead Centipede

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    Funny either way

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    Did you hear about the Puerto Rican fireman who had twins??

    He named one Jose and the other one Hose B

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    What's the difference between a bodybuilder and a large peperoni pizza???
    The pizza can feed a family of four.

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    A giraffe walks into a bar and says "High balls on me."

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    Good one Fooboy! hahahaha

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    I can't sleep........ sorry guys.

    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
    It has great food, but no atmosphere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    I can't sleep........ sorry guys.

    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
    It has great food, but no atmosphere.
    Ah........go to sleep Mud

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    I wish I could bull............. I've been having trouble now for over a week. I love fina's results but hate the insomnia from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    I wish I could bull............. I've been having trouble now for over a week. I love fina's results but hate the insomnia from it.
    LMAO........Ludes for everyone

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    What the difference between a fag and a refridgerator?...... A fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out......

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    Why do dogs lick their balls??? (nope)


    Because they can't make their paw into a little fist!

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    How can you tell when your sister has her period?

    Your Dad's cock tastes funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    How can you tell when your sister has her period?

    Your Dad's cock tastes funny.
    OH MY GOD.....that's truly fucked up. Are we turning this into the fucked up joke thread? If so:

    What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls.


    You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.


    Sorry guys, i mean no offense. it's all in good humor.

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    Holy shit. I just read all of those and am laughing my ass off. MBH, that was pretty rank. Too bad I don't know any bad jokes.

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    Q:What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in water?
    A: Bob

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
    A: Mat

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs next to a hole?
    A: Doug

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
    A: Phil

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
    A: Russel

    Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg?
    A: Eileen

    Q: What do you call the same woman in China?
    A: Irene

    I know...stupid as hell...but i felt i should contribute something, just to keep this thread alive!

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    This is for you mud....happy birthday

    What did one casket say to the other casket?

    Is that you coffin


    Bob: I was working on the car the other day and we had this gallon of gas because it had a fuel leak. Well anyway, my dog got into it and drank it up. All of a sudden it start running around. Running up the street and back, around the house, everywhere, but all of a sudden he just stopped and laid down.
    Bill: OMG, he died didn't he?
    Bob: No, he ran out of gas.

    I love crappy jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrkyBgStok
    This is for you mud....happy birthday

    What did one casket say to the other casket?

    Is that you coffin


    Bob: I was working on the car the other day and we had this gallon of gas because it had a fuel leak. Well anyway, my dog got into it and drank it up. All of a sudden it start running around. Running up the street and back, around the house, everywhere, but all of a sudden he just stopped and laid down.
    Bill: OMG, he died didn't he?
    Bob: No, he ran out of gas.

    I love crappy jokes.
    Thanks FrkyBgStok...................... You know when I think this thread has died.... BAM it's back again

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