Wacking it

**punk_bbuilder** · 07-29-2003, 05:14 PM

this post has proven to be pretty productive. Im thinking of another thread on the most spanks in one day?

**bigjay00** · 07-29-2003, 06:04 PM

post workout

**bermich** · 07-29-2003, 06:33 PM

I am up to 7 in one day. What more can I say except I had the day off from work and a NEW box full of porn from my friend.

**punk_bbuilder** · 08-02-2003, 01:50 AM

Dude i feel you there, ive had many a day like that.

**secretagentswole** · 08-02-2003, 09:38 AM

bermich are you gonna shoot it on your gf or your room mate, cause from all the post you make your one sick fucker.....no offense or flame but your post arent to consistant which leads me to believe your a BullSkirter

**punk_bbuilder** · 08-02-2003, 07:06 PM

Bermich is a damn stud

**bermich** · 08-02-2003, 07:12 PM

Damn. Im glad I went through this thread again.
SECRETAGENT. That room mate thing was a one time deal and all she did was give me a blowie and I feel kinda bad about it. We used to screw around like a year ago but I stopped just because. That one night I dont know how it ended up that way but it just did. I DELETED THAT THREAD ANYWAY.
BTW. If you saw my room mate you would have a hard time resisting. The TEST pushed me over the edge of my last remaining will power.

**flexgolf** · 08-02-2003, 11:06 PM

one time i caught my ex right in the eye. she tried to wash it out. hours later she was still complaining about pain, irritation and itching. it would have been crazy if i blinded her

LORDBLiTZ · 08-02-2003, 11:26 PM

Hahahahahahaha!! Sic!!!

**punk_bbuilder** · 08-03-2003, 12:01 PM

I shot it in my girls mouth once and she gagged and it came out her nose

**Huge Presser** · 08-03-2003, 01:02 PM

... good thread.... shit I honestly thought I was the only 20+ year old who still wacks it. All my friends INSIST they have stopped... what a bunch of queers

.....

With girlfriend: once a day, post workout
Without girlfrined (which, sadly, is most of the time): 3 times a day, all post workout

HP

**bermich** · 08-03-2003, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by flexgolf

one time i caught my ex right in the eye. she tried to wash it out. hours later she was still complaining about pain, irritation and itching. it would have been crazy if i blinded her

POST THE PICS MAN. CMON.

Its funny. In highschool you would deny it til you are blue in the face. Now adays everyone, including the girls, dont give a damn who knows. Even at the clubs we discuss when we rub one out. It doesnt matter anymore. Its funny hearing the girls talk about it the most. They go into detail....

**SneakerSeven** · 08-04-2003, 09:21 AM

Butters: "Aw, gee whiz, I'm not watching television Dad, I'm just layin around jacking it."

Dad: "Jacking it? Jacking what?"

Butters: "Well my hot spicy boner of course, Dad!"

**rxarms** · 08-04-2003, 10:16 AM

I am not trying to be funny at all...but since Bermich seems to be the All Star on this topic...let me ask this. When I get a bj from my lady she says my cum is real bitter...is there a way to sweeten it. Is there a certain supplement that makes bitter? Do you guys get this complaint? Does juice cause this?

**punk_bbuilder** · 08-04-2003, 10:39 AM

My girlfriend bought me 2 gallons of pineapple juice, it gives it a sweet fruity flavor "so she says". Try that, fuck i hate it when she doesnt swallow so i drink the juice along with my juice.

**Juggernaut** · 08-04-2003, 10:45 AM

rxarms, Oranges are supposed to do the trick. Eat a dozen oranges for two days then have the little lady give it a taste try. Read it in a magazine somewhere.

**rxarms** · 08-04-2003, 01:52 PM

hey thanks, i am going to get some pineapple orange juice; didn't realize so may experts on this.

**flexgolf** · 08-04-2003, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder

I shot it in my girls mouth once and she gagged and it came out her nose

haha thats funny.

im trying to debate what i like better. giving the girl a facial. or letting her suck it off. i think letting her sucking it off will win this battle

**punk_bbuilder** · 08-04-2003, 04:09 PM

what about both, half facial half swallow. Sorry to any ladies on the forum that are reading this and getting offended but its some good pointers

**bermich** · 08-04-2003, 04:57 PM

A girl gave my friend a bj on the football field once. She told him NOT to cum in her mouth. He said ok but came in her mouth anyway. She kept it in her mouth, and went up to kiss him and spit it back in his mouth. I still laugh at that story...
Ive heard about that pineapple juice thing for a long time and girls say it works.
For me, I dont care if they swallow, as long as they let me cum in their mouth I dont care what they do with it afterwards. Some spit it in a glass laying by the bed, some walk to the bathroom sink, some just spit it on the sheets and some swallow. I guess it is just more satisfying to know that they took it all. Must be a guy thing.

**punk_bbuilder** · 08-04-2003, 05:34 PM

Qoute by bermich
"I guess it is just more satisfying to know that they took it all. Must be a guy thing."

Bermich is a fucking stud. Yes it is definatly one of the most satisfying things about being a guy

**rxarms** · 08-04-2003, 07:55 PM

This is a quote for the books. At least this thread produced something note worthy. I think I'll keep it. Bermich you came through buddy and didn't even realize it.

Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder

Qoute by bermich
"I guess it is just more satisfying to know that they took it all. Must be a guy thing."

Bermich is a fucking stud. Yes it is definatly one of the most satisfying things about being a guy

**bermich** · 08-04-2003, 09:39 PM

Yeah, your welcome I think.
Hey. Just save it to your signature....

**flexgolf** · 08-04-2003, 11:28 PM

yes....when a girls takes the whole load in her mouth, nothing makes me happier. the first 3 girls i messed with wouldnt even do that. every other one since has swallowed.

**flexgolf** · 08-04-2003, 11:31 PM

in addition. i am gonna add that i think i enjoy head more than sex. many will disagree, but for me nothing is more pleasing than looking down at a girl, whos looking up at me with some cute innocent eyes, sucking my dick and taking it in the mouth.

**AandF6969** · 08-05-2003, 12:05 AM

yall got that triple reply?

**bermich** · 08-05-2003, 01:02 AM

Yeah. 3 times. I guess he wanted to get his point across.
Hes right though. THE BEST: Looking down at the HOTTEST girl next door, innocent look and just KNOWING that your penis is in HER MOUTH. Youd never guess that such a sweet innocent girl gives blowies until she gave you one. That is the BEST.

**peam** · 08-05-2003, 01:03 AM

wait a second... bermich... didn't you just say you were a VIRGIN?!

**bermich** · 08-05-2003, 01:13 AM

Of course I AM A VIRGIN. Getting a blowie from the girl next door does not take away my virginity...

**tolinka** · 08-05-2003, 01:33 AM

I think anymore stunts like this one on my post...Im gonna be beating it forever...

**punk_bbuilder** · 08-05-2003, 11:45 AM

Next Poll HEAD OR SEX which is better
I love head, head is amazing....and alot safer than porkin some random bagina. Head takes less effort on your part, it feels great and something about the eyes and knowing that your fireman is in somechicks mouth just f*cking turns me on. Hell yeah, im going to find jenna jameson right now ...

**bermich** · 08-05-2003, 01:29 PM

They seem to give up to quickly. After 20 minutes they start complaining about lock jaw and keep asking if you are close. "I was close until you just asked me if I was close. Now you gotta start all over again girl"

**FCECC2** · 08-05-2003, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

They seem to give up to quickly. After 20 minutes they start complaining about lock jaw and keep asking if you are close. "I was close until you just asked me if I was close. Now you gotta start all over again girl"

**rxarms** · 08-05-2003, 02:11 PM

My lady loves to give head. She likes it even better when I force it on her, especially when she gets tired and I make her keep going. Kind of makes me wonder. "I can't imagine a healthy relationship if the girl can't give a good hummer."

**bermich** · 08-05-2003, 06:41 PM

They are a rare breed to find indeed. Once found you need to keep her or just keep her close.

**flexgolf** · 08-05-2003, 08:23 PM

Damnt sorry about that triple reply, totally unintended and a result of a slow internet connection along with with pushing the same button over again.

I have had girls bitch about me taking to long to finish during head. i tell them "ok listen...here is how i want you to do it". a successful combination of techniques will always get a guy off in 5 minutes or under. hell, i can get a girl off in 5 or under eating the cat.

**flexgolf** · 08-05-2003, 08:32 PM

This thread is bringing back some of my fondest memories. I dated one girl who always wanted me to jack off in front of her, and she would just wait to swallow. It would have been better if she did the work, but still i thought it was cool. My first girlfriend loved sucking dick. She didnt want to have sex, have me do anything for her, just wanted to suck me dick all the time. Good times indeed. Ive gotta face the fact that im gonna marry a girl who looooves sucking it. Hell if i had my way, there wouldnt even be sex. I prefer getting head and licking clit, far above having sex.

**punk_bbuilder** · 08-07-2003, 10:02 AM

You mean you prefer getting head ,.....right Bro ??????

**rxarms** · 08-07-2003, 01:33 PM

I sure hope so. Just say it aint true flexgolf. Say it.

**bermich** · 08-07-2003, 05:05 PM

This thread isnt ready to dissapear in the archives. I guess I will add random type just to make it look like someone was still intrigued by the topics discussed in all of our posts. I say we keep this up top like the information threads are. Permanantly on the top.... It has my vote...