Thread: Man and Wife
08-01-2003, 09:13 AM #1
Man and Wife
A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over and the officer approaches the car:
State cop: License and registration please
Man: I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?
State cop: I clocked you on radar doing 75mph.
Man: There must be some mistake, I was only going 65.
Wife: Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!
State cop: I'm also citing you for having a tail light out.
Man: But officer, I wasn't aware it was out.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know its been out for two months.
State cop: I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Listen you dumb cow, shut your mouth!!!
State cop: Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: Only when he's drunk.......
08-01-2003, 09:31 AM #2
That sounds about right.
08-01-2003, 11:44 AM #3
sad part is that has probably happened!!
08-01-2003, 11:47 AM #4Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
08-01-2003, 02:30 PM #5Originally Posted by TheMudMan
Sounds like me and my Ex-wife when I was doing our taxes and I'm telling him we maxed out in this and that and she's like...we never go to church...We don't donate there.... you don't travel by car that much... I told here "I wish you had a D*K so I could punch you!" What a dumb A$$!
08-01-2003, 03:14 PM #6Senior Member
Originally Posted by ripsid
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scamming the goverment
you should be punished for such a crime.
08-01-2003, 04:08 PM #7Originally Posted by jarrett
Honestly I know nothing...really....ek!
08-26-2003, 11:48 AM #8
Bro, that is no good. Sounds a little scripted though.
08-26-2003, 11:57 AM #9
Oh im my g/f did that, we would go to war. LOL.
08-26-2003, 02:43 PM #10
My girlfriend did that, He'd be locking me up for murder...
08-26-2003, 11:51 PM #11Originally Posted by TheMudMan
08-27-2003, 12:07 AM #12Originally Posted by ripsid
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