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Well my homeboys are on a cruise, I have no more friends besides them. THe chick I told yall about, I dont want to call her, after the stunt she pulled, she better call me...So its friday night, Im all alone, feeling lonely :( thinking of what to do...Sitting home is not a choice...
So if you were in my position what would you do?
Dude, I'll pick you up in 30 minutes, we'll go cruise down Lakeshore, check out the hotties on the harbor front, and then hit a bar in DT T. and then maybe hit a strip club just for the hell of it. Oh shit...you live in Isreal? Fuck off then :pQuote:
Originally Posted by tolinka
Call an escort..........
No bro...Im from Dallas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Terinox
Israel is just a disguise to fool the feds...oh shit....
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Originally Posted by tolinka
I would pull out my sock puppet and dress her up lovely. Then I would give her something fierce in her sock mouth
You know you're just too spoiled and your brain has been too fried man. You know what, consider this time as "Tolinka Time" (also known in many countries as TT). Enjoy the quiet peacefulness which surrounds you. Make some nice hot grey erl tea, put on some soft soothing classical music in the background, and fancy out a book which will astonish your mind and unravel your curiousity and your creativity.
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Or, you can do what i'm gonna do tomorrow when I have the house to myself, whip out lots of porn, lube it up and take my dog for a LONG walk. Man I'm a sick nasty fuck.
Deifinitly! Nothing better for the lonely than your happy sock and a bottle of rum. :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by abstrack
Oh no, Im tired of spanking my meatacus...Quote:
Originally Posted by caturpilar
Dude, my first idea isn't that bad actually. Give it a try man, some quiet relaxing time is really good. I know you might think this is "gay" or whatever, but a nice long warm bath can really ease the stress that we all got.Quote:
Originally Posted by tolinka
ya crackin stick may get old, Maybe put together a model car.
I don't know, sounds like a blockbuster night if i ever seen one. You sure you don't have anybody ot hang out with? Shit, i would call up anybody, rather than hang out by myself on a beautiful friday night.
I travel for work and I have some hotel lounge stories. If I was in your position I'd go to a hotel and pick up some lonely lady who's away from home on business. Just say you're in town for the Humane Society convention. :D
Now that is a good one Excess
Take a shower and wash the sin away, then jerk off again
Well I took a a bath...got out, went for a ride in downtown...call some one...then go to his house...get high...and went on a trip....i was fun...Quote:
Originally Posted by solid-d