Here's little overview of some of the California Governor candidates. They say election candidates reflect the type of person living in the area, so you Cali residents must be insane! :D
Gary Coleman
San Francisco newspaper nominated the midget security guard as a joke.
Larry Flynt
Campaigning limited to insulting "pinhead bureaucrats up in Sacramento".
Mary Carey
Porn star's platform includes a guns for porn exchange to reduce violence.
Michael Wozniak
Retired Oakland police officer. His entire campaign will be a push to make it legal to own ferrets as pets.
Roger Willoughby
Failed to be elected to city council on two occasions. Admitted he's running for governor because he's unemployed.
William Pratt
18-year-old student who has lost 6 student congress elections at his high school. He says he can't spend too much money on his campaign because he'd like to buy a laptop for college.
Georgy Russell
She sells "Georgy for Governor" thong underwear on her campaign website.
Angelyne
Los Angeles billboard model who explained the process of reducing the deficit as "you get the taxes and you pay the bills or you don't". Once wrote a screenplay called "The Bra That Ate L.A."
Ned Roscoe
Wants to ease tough anti-smoking laws. He mentions nothing about his ownership of a nationwide chain of 330 tobacco stores.
