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    Talking California is nuts!

    Here's little overview of some of the California Governor candidates. They say election candidates reflect the type of person living in the area, so you Cali residents must be insane!

    Gary Coleman
    San Francisco newspaper nominated the midget security guard as a joke.

    Larry Flynt
    Campaigning limited to insulting "pinhead bureaucrats up in Sacramento".

    Mary Carey
    Porn star's platform includes a guns for porn exchange to reduce violence.

    Michael Wozniak
    Retired Oakland police officer. His entire campaign will be a push to make it legal to own ferrets as pets.

    Roger Willoughby
    Failed to be elected to city council on two occasions. Admitted he's running for governor because he's unemployed.

    William Pratt
    18-year-old student who has lost 6 student congress elections at his high school. He says he can't spend too much money on his campaign because he'd like to buy a laptop for college.

    Georgy Russell
    She sells "Georgy for Governor" thong underwear on her campaign website.

    Angelyne
    Los Angeles billboard model who explained the process of reducing the deficit as "you get the taxes and you pay the bills or you don't". Once wrote a screenplay called "The Bra That Ate L.A."

    Ned Roscoe
    Wants to ease tough anti-smoking laws. He mentions nothing about his ownership of a nationwide chain of 330 tobacco stores.

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    .............Good thing i'm just stationed here, and originally from MO................We would never exchange guns for porn, thats what sheep are for......

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    More Candidates...

    Todd Richard Lewis
    Known better as "The Bumhunter" on a series of Bumfights videos.

    Trek Thunder Kelly
    On his website he states "I drink only water, salsa, and Cran-grape juice" and "I sleep with socks on my hands". He claims to be a Black-Irish American, however he looks to be 100% white. He claims he was in Vietnam, but he's only 34 years old.

    The name Richard Simmons is on the list of candidates, but I can't find any info about that.

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    The Governator is looking pretty good.

    BTW you forgot:

    Jack Grisham lead singer for So Cal punk band T.S.O.L. (True Sounds of Liberty). His band is best known for a song called "Abolish Government". Hes running because he couldn't afford health care and wanted to do something about it.

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    Gotta love California.
    Do you guys outside of CA know the MAIN reason why we RECALLED asshole Grey Davis????
    How much do you pay for that new SUV at the DMV for registration renewal, 500 dollars a year??
    WELL, Davis raised the DMV registration rates X3. So that 500 dollar payment is now 1500 a year for your new car.. He signed the new tax the SECOND it reached his office desk, which was ILLEGAL. He cant rush a tax like that without proper votes.
    He also wanted to raise state tax to 9.25 cents per dollar.
    Plus his special interest groups give him SO MUCH fucking money that he doesnt care what state CA is in as long as he stays rich because he is governor.

    Anyway. Lets have Arnolds background. I admitted to illegal drug use in the 70s but I didnt inject???? Vote for me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    Anyway. Lets have Arnolds background. I admitted to illegal drug use in the 70s but I didnt inject???? Vote for me..
    correct me if i'm wrong, but i always though steroids were >legal< in the US until about 1990...?

    -- clocky baby

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    legal roids ohhhh yes the guys running are a joke but i think arnold will be a good vote

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