post your best pickup lines/or the funniest pickup lines you've heard

[popa]

LETS HEAR THEM BOYZ/OR GIRLS..

[someday]

If we were two squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole? but for one that actually works...i think sticking with good old "hello" works o.k.

[Juggernaut]

My favorites are 25 and 42.

1.Nice legs...what time do they open?
2.Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
3.You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
4.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
5.I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
6.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
7.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
8.Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
9.I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
10.Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
11.I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked
12.Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
13.Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up.
14.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
15.Are those real?
16.The only place I want to go is south of the border.
17.You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
18.You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!
19.I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
20.Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
21.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
22.(Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
23.You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
24.You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?
25.Fu*k me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?
26.Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
27.My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
28.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
29.Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
30.My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
31.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
32.My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
33.I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
34.If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
35.Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?
36.I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
37.Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
38.Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???
39.Is that Windex or can I see myself inside your pants?
40.Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you.
41.If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me?
42.I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
43.If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together.
44.Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven"
45.Enough talk about me, let's talk about you and what you like about me.

[Catamount]

My friend cracked me up with one. We call him Prop because well that's the position he plays in rugby and for you ruggers you know what a prop looks like normally....an ogre. So he goes up to this girl and says in an ogre voice, "Me, You, Yes". The girl didn't know what to do.

[popa]

lolll..thats alot

[TheMudMan]

My buddy said this once and got slapped:

Went up to a chick and said "I have a condom".

[someday]

This one actually worked for a guy i know,
How bout you gimme somathat bugger, i know you got it on yah.

[popa]

My buddy said this once and got slapped:

Went up to a chick and said "I have a condom".

thats pretty ballsy...and funny

[bermich]

Those are great.
I just use the cheesy ones once I am drunk and see the girl again after the club at Dennys. It usually works though. Just the standard "Can I take you home with me" Its gay but once they are out of the club their ego's arent so in the sky

[FrkyBgStok]

are your parents retarded because you're special

[Kid Shred]

" Hey Babycakes, ya know what would look good on you?...........ME!"

Never had the Balls to say it to a girl (when i was single anyway) but thought it would be cool to see the reaction.

[bermich]

Did you sneeze because God blessed you..

[FrkyBgStok]

damn bitch you stupid fly.

[hawktribal]

if you were a booger i'd pick you first

my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in



--hawk

[BUYLONGTERM]

Well, it's not a pickup line, but I tend to go with the NICE GUY ROUTINE

"I say to girls......I am just looking for someone I can make smile every second of the day. If I don't, then I have failed"

Damn I'm good!!!!!

[BiosThornton]

A buddyof mine asked a girl for her number & when she said she already had a man he said.

"It's all good, we can make a sandwich"

She laughed and walked away.

[Money Boss Hustla]

Baby you must work at Subway...'cause you're giving me a footlong!

[Money Boss Hustla]

Can I borrow your library card...'cause I want to check you out.

[LORDBLiTZ]

Baby you must work at Subway...'cause you're giving me a footlong!

LMAOOOOOOO!!!

[Rastus]

The one I like best is while we're dancing (like country dancing) I say, "I guess it's too early to ask you if you want to come home w/ me, huh?"

Nice list Juggernaut

[bermich]

Baby you must work at Subway...'cause you're giving me a footlong!

That ones great.

[clockworks]

if you were a booger i'd pick you first

my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in

--hawk

the diarrhea one is my favorite. i like the booger one too...guess i have a gross sense of humor.

partyboyncy once said, as a pickup line, "just get in the car, bitch!" i like that one too.

-- clocky baby

[FrkyBgStok]

you have some german (or any nationality) in you.....you want some?

[bigol'legs]

Hey that thing aint gonna eat itself !!!

[talon]

Didnt read all of them but here are a few from the one liner king..lol:
Girl your so hot Id put ya on a plate and sopp you up with a biscut
Girl your so hot Id drink your bath water
Girl your like the carbonation in my soda w/o you id be flat
Hey why dont you be mcdonalds and we'll meet between the arches, 1 billion served
You be dairy queen and Ill be burger king...we'll make whopper juniors
This leg will be Christmas and this leg will be easter, lets meet between the holidays
You should be called quincies, cause as far as im concerened its all I can eat
LOL, these are so funny...