Thread: Man Thongs
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08-28-2003, 02:01 AM #1
Man Thongs
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Originally Posted by mass junkie
hey man how much did you pay for them bvd's?..........jk........seriously though.......ouch...........
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Bro there not bvd's I keep telling you there man thongs, the only thing Ill wear...LOL
FUNNY F'ing STORY AND THIS POST MADE ME REMEMBER IT.
Me and two friends of mine went to Laughlin for 4th of July weekend one year. One of my friends (John) hooked up with this cute blonde girl.
Me and my other friend (Jason) came back to the hotel room just as they were done fucking around. Once we realize she was wearing a skirt with no panties on, we decide to play around with her for a few minutes.
John walks her down to the elevator. JASON, see's some underwear by the bed. They were lepard print thongs. He got all excited and figured she forgot about them. He begins to sniff them John walks back in the room and JASON throws the thong back on the floor.
We congratulate him for his night and JASON tells JOHN that the girl forgot her thong on the floor. JOHN looks down and says those are his. He only wears MAN THONG underwear. I look up at JASON from the table where I was sitting eating my dinner and threw up a mouthful of food while I started Laughing My Ass Off. John just looked at me confused thinking I was laughing at him for wearing thong underwear.
I told him whats even funnier is, your boy over there was NOSE DEEP in your underwear thinking they belonged to blonde chick.
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08-28-2003, 02:03 AM #2
OOOOPSSSS, oh yhea he f'd up...LOL
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08-28-2003, 02:18 AM #3
bermich... why do you always have to tell stories from your "friends" point of view.... we all know you were the panty sniffer
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08-28-2003, 04:10 AM #4
PEAM BABY
Actually. That is the first post I think where it didnt actually happen to me. But I think ALL of my posts do have the word FRIEND in them. Nothing exciting ever happens to me when Im by myself.
Only thing I ever do by myself is eat, sleep and tug on it.
HONESTLY. If I was the one who sniffed the panties, I PROBABLY would have said so. Im not sure on that one.
TELL YA WHAT THOUGH. Im gonna take a day and think of something exciting, entertaining, or funny that happened without anyone being around me.
How was your birthday gorgeous???
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08-28-2003, 11:34 AM #5
oh damn lol one of my boys used a man thong in the tanning bed ad burned his ass so bad he had to go to the dr for burn cream lol
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08-28-2003, 01:51 PM #6
Here's a little ditty for you kids. Camping one time my buddy is getting head from this chick so whatever I head over to the coolers to pick up some more booze and then wait for my buddy to catch up with me. He does after a few mins, so we're sitting there and he's telling me about it( of course,right )and over my shoulder, lo and behold, I see her french kissing some other dude. We just laughed and laughed, didn't realy know the guy that well so nobody told him. Some things, you are better off not knowing.
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08-28-2003, 02:25 PM #7
My birthday started off nicely... then turned into a night I could have done without when my friends ditched me for some guys When you sending that ticket my way?
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08-28-2003, 04:28 PM #8
TICKET?? Drive your ass down here. Its only 10 hours. I will give you ten bucks for gas
Yeah girls are scandaless like that. Always ditching friends for a piece of ass.
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08-28-2003, 05:49 PM #9
ten bucks? gas is 2.00 a gallon in OREGON ten bucks isn't going to buy me shit
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08-28-2003, 05:59 PM #10
Dont buy shit with it. Buy gas. You are up North right. Well I am down South. Therefor, it is ALL downhill. Just get a running start and coast most of the way. 10 bucks should do fine. If you are nice, I might even buy you some lunch when you get here. Taco bell or something
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08-28-2003, 06:51 PM #11
I'll save the $10 for that crab medicene you keep asking me for... since you're too embarassed to go the the store yourself.
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08-28-2003, 07:20 PM #12Originally Posted by peam
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08-28-2003, 07:25 PM #13
Your boyfriend told me he got them from you. Duh
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08-28-2003, 09:58 PM #14AR-Hall of Famer / Retired
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Originally Posted by peam
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08-28-2003, 10:08 PM #15Originally Posted by CYCLEON
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08-28-2003, 10:11 PM #16
What are ya all trying to say here?? I have crabs. So what....
What next, you guys gonna start smacking off about my genital warts too?? Is there no remource?Last edited by bermich; 08-28-2003 at 10:47 PM.
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08-28-2003, 11:18 PM #17
Wow, crabs Berm. and now genital warts. I think you should become an Ad for STD's bro. You could make some money to get PEAM youre way....LOL
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08-29-2003, 04:45 AM #18Originally Posted by CYCLEON
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08-29-2003, 08:40 AM #19Originally Posted by bermich
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08-29-2003, 01:57 PM #20
I still love the title of this thread!!!!!!!
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08-31-2003, 06:11 PM #21
I think I spend too much time on Ar cuz last night I was watching Natural born killers and there was the part when scagnetti was choking that Prostitute and gave us a rear shot of his man thong.................I started laughing and just thought i'd share it with you guys.
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09-01-2003, 11:46 AM #22Originally Posted by mass junkie
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09-01-2003, 12:06 PM #23Originally Posted by Peter North
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09-01-2003, 01:32 PM #24Originally Posted by talon
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09-01-2003, 07:39 PM #25Originally Posted by mass junkie
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09-01-2003, 08:15 PM #26Originally Posted by talon
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09-01-2003, 08:30 PM #27Originally Posted by mass junkie
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09-04-2003, 08:26 AM #28New Member
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To all our Arkansas bros:
Don't wear your man-thong to Taco Bell.
http://fredericksburg.com/News/apmet...=D7TBJSBO0.xml
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09-04-2003, 03:57 PM #29
Let me just say: The police didnt take a good picture of me in my thong. They got my bad side. My lawyer says he will get me off without a fine because I had SHIRT, SHOES, and Bathing suit.
I AM NOT GUILTY
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09-04-2003, 04:03 PM #30Originally Posted by bermich
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10-09-2003, 09:20 PM #31
Mwahahahaha!!!!!
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10-09-2003, 09:23 PM #32
I think this should be made a sticky
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10-09-2003, 09:24 PM #33
There ya go I gave it 5 STARS!! hehe
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10-09-2003, 09:24 PM #34
Damn you guys are good...............to hell with you all.....jk
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10-09-2003, 09:36 PM #35Originally Posted by bigol'legs
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10-09-2003, 09:46 PM #36Originally Posted by bigol'legs
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10-09-2003, 10:11 PM #37
It started to slip so I thought I bump it for ya Mass
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10-11-2003, 03:07 AM #38New Member
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Funny stories,
Yall need to play nice
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12-09-2003, 03:43 AM #39
bump. 2 more posts til anabolic . The excitment is unbareable.
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12-09-2003, 04:08 AM #40Originally Posted by chicamahomico
Got any more of these stories bro?
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