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    Don't know if this has been said yet, but..

    my personality.

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    I was just wondering if GREEN actually reads the books when he places them openly on the blanket or if they are just for looks while he raps with all da ladies

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    Okay Bermich... I'll call you when I get close. Bakersfield's in New Jersey right? hahaha

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    My eyes always get girls attention. I dont use lines etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    Okay Bermich... I'll call you when I get close. Bakersfield's in New Jersey right? hahaha
    I guess you are taking the LONG WAY down to CA.
    Damn, give a girl gas money and she decides to take the scenic route.
    Hurry up, I cant stand around naked all day. People are beginning to stare at me.

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    Tell 'em you're gay, then tell 'em that they're beautiful. Geez, I've had several requests to father their children for 'em . . .
    Most of my friends are women, some young and voluptuous, some old and crabby. If I was straight, I'd could be the father of a whole country . . .
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    Hey there not staring at you...there staring with you. I dont really have a magnet its more like an aura 8)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    A golden or black lab puppy sticking its head over the door of your red 911 convertible to catch a breeze while you're saying into your cell phone, "I guess at the end of the day all these muscles, expensive clothes and my money really mean nothing if I can find a woman who understands me" is probably like, THE best thing you can do as far as chick magnets go.
    Extremely Very Well said Big Green. And Bermich, definitely, a puppy in your 911 convertible probably would get you a double lay. Excellent idea.

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    You can always borrow your friends cute little kids or use your own and say your babysitting..... that always works.

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    Big Green is correct... Nothing can beat a puppy in this catagory.

    BUT... Something can beat the 911. A little story.

    About three months ago, I had my girl on the back of my bike (Harley FXDL). We were riding down the parkway, just behind a new 911 convertible. The traffic stopped at the light. BOTH drivers of the cars on either side of us looked at the 911, and us (I had a girl, the 911 did not) and said "nice bike". They said nothing about the car. You could see the look of frustration in the rearview mirror coming from the Porche dude.
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    I dont remember Dracula popping out of a coffin in the T3 movie. I am gonna have to watch it again more closely next time. Maybe I missed part of the plot or something. How does that tie in with the movie though??
    Anyone understand that?

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    Chick Magnet::: MY PENIS.

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    Buy this cologne called Hani Mori I kid you not.........everytime I go out while wearing this cologne.............I get hit on.........then I try to mac it and say something stupid and then they leave....... oh well whattya gonna do?
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    my best luck with the ladies as far as cologne have been with hugo boss, HUGE (the light blue one) and Armani aqua di gio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Whos sings that song "Girls don't like guys; girls like nice cars and money" However, it goes....it is true for the most part. At least in LA that's true.
    Amen to that. Who ever wrote that definatly was from L.A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Buy this cologne called Hani Mori I kid you not.........everytime I go out while wearing this cologne.............I get hit on.........then I try to mac it and say something stupid and then they leave....... oh well whattya gonna do?

    I use to have that got sick of it though.. I got so many cologne's because I'm always wanting to change my 3 favorite are jean paul, emporio armani white, and Angel.. Good stuff.. Angel is the best it sticks out from everything..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BostonBobby
    I use to have that got sick of it though.. I got so many cologne's because I'm always wanting to change my 3 favorite are jean paul, emporio armani white, and Angel.. Good stuff.. Angel is the best it sticks out from everything..
    where can u get hani mori? i can't find any reference to it on google at all. armani aqua di gio use to be the nuts, armani's new one 'mania' is a lady winner (too similar to aqua for me) and of course issey miyake is an old school CLASSic.

    with all this talk about cologne what i really want to know is WHAT PERFUME DO ALL STRIPPERS WEAR??? i swear they all wear the same one and it's the kind where they walk by you, you get a whiff, and u wanna tear em apart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedrocked
    where can u get hani mori? i can't find any reference to it on google at all. armani aqua di gio use to be the nuts, armani's new one 'mania' is a lady winner (too similar to aqua for me) and of course issey miyake is an old school CLASSic.

    with all this talk about cologne what i really want to know is WHAT PERFUME DO ALL STRIPPERS WEAR??? i swear they all wear the same one and it's the kind where they walk by you, you get a whiff, and u wanna tear em apart.
    oops my bad I misspelled it it actually Hanae Mori

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    oops my bad I misspelled it it actually Hanae Mori
    What about brute......ha ha ha ha ha....the true players cologne

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    Quote Originally Posted by talon
    What about brute......ha ha ha ha ha....the true players cologne
    yeah right......that and old spice right

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    yeah right......that and old spice right
    LOL...I never said I wasnt cheap....ha

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    Why is it when i read that post that I get an image of you actually splashing some brute on before you go out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Why is it when i read that post that I get an image of you actually splashing some brute on before you go out?
    Oh you dont know anything about that or the STETSON....ha ha ha

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    Brings back memories....my dad used to wear all that cheap shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Brings back memories....my dad used to wear all that cheap shit
    He he you calling me cheap now? LOL...Did that pm help you out with the cardio bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by talon
    He he you calling me cheap now? LOL...Did that pm help you out with the cardio bro?
    Yeah of course bro.................good looking out..........and when you come down to miami the first drink is on me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Whos sings that song "Girls don't like guys; girls like nice cars and money" However, it goes....it is true for the most part. At least in LA that's true.
    "Good Charolette"

    Peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Yeah of course bro.................good looking out..........and when you come down to miami the first drink is on me!
    Def. that I will take you up on bro.....

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    My eyes.......................at least that's what all the women in my life have said. Lord knows it's not my Johnson.......................I'm hung like a horse................horse fly that is! Ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    My eyes.......................at least that's what all the women in my life have said. Lord knows it's not my Johnson.......................I'm hung like a horse................horse fly that is! Ha
    LOL....Hey bro big things come in small packages...ha ha

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    Well, I have to say....We party on 2 of my buddies boats...

    1. 47 ft. Apache triple 750's (Medicine Man)
    2. 50ft. Nortech triple 750's (Predator)

    We take these boats everywhere, and we have 4-1 odds of girls vs. guys....

    90 + MPH with chicks hanging on to you...Life doesn't get any better..

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    "Bitch, get over here"
    Good chick magnet.

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    **** how do you guys afford all those boats and expensive cars and crap not to mention all the gear? I make pretty good money, but Im still overleveraged with a nice house and 2 cars. nowhere near mercedes and vettes (nissan murano and firebird formula). i shoulda went to law school. 140K/year starting for patent law? now thats a chick magnet!

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    I've got a chick magnet alright. The problem is that it's set to the same polar end charge as theirs are.

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    my chick magnet is my low low. just hit the switch and watch them crawl on you..

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    cars dont impress me as much as they used to when i was like 17..............i mean, most of the guys driving around in mercedes and beemers still live home with mommy and daddy.......i was like "wtf are we gonna do chill in your room with your parents downstairs?!?!?!"..........ughhh, no sorry.........
    Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    cars dont impress me as much as they used to when i was like 17..............i mean, most of the guys driving around in mercedes and beemers still live home with mommy and daddy.......i was like "wtf are we gonna do chill in your room with your parents downstairs?!?!?!"..........ughhh, no sorry.........

    would this change your mind??
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    Quote Originally Posted by eshestun
    would this change your mind??
    ummm no, i wouldn't ride around n that if you paid me............dont mean to sound like a bitch but i wouldn't
    Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    ummm no, i wouldn't ride around n that if you paid me............dont mean to sound like a bitch but i wouldn't
    hey everyone has different taste
    8-10 girls love lowriders

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    cars, boats, fancy toys, money is not what makes the man....gawd he can have all that, a great body and be the biggest asshole on the face of the earth...no thanks......

    now show me a nice looking man, who's intelligent, has a great sense of humor....is quick witted, warm, caring, respectful and that's a cutie magnet

    *wink*

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