What is YOUR chick magnet?

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 02:17 AM

Up at the river.
We all had our boats. (mine trailored) Most of the guys had their expensive 100k HTMs and Eliminators. We all cruise to the sand bar where it is real shallow and you can walk for miles in the water around all the boats. Total party hang out.
All the guys in their nice expensive twin engine boats think they are the shit and will have all the girls flocking to their boats.
My buddy is like "just be cool. they have the boats but we have the sterio system and the BEER BONG" I just laugh cause I know how true that statement was.
The expesnive boat guys anchored in one area while we cruised past them to another spot kinda away from the group.
We blast the stereo system, grab the beer bong, and just chill on hs boat. Literally within 5 minutes we have about 10 chicks on and around the boat beer bonging, showing titties to the camera, etc.
Within ten minutes, 10 boats are tied up to ours and nothing but tits and ass and beer bonging.
The HTM and ELIMINATOR guys slowly walk over to our boat and try to join the party.

Im telling ya. Where ever you go if it be outside, bring a BEER BONG and the party will come to ya.
Lake, river, ski lift parking lot, church. It doesnt matter.

**clockworks** · 08-28-2003, 02:42 AM

my sister lives in newport beach (orange county or something like that). i visit her sometimes. can i come hang out with you?

-- clocky baby

Originally Posted by bermich

Up at the river.
We all had our boats. (mine trailored) Most of the guys had their expensive 100k HTMs and Eliminators. We all cruise to the sand bar where it is real shallow and you can walk for miles in the water around all the boats. Total party hang out.
All the guys in their nice expensive twin engine boats think they are the shit and will have all the girls flocking to their boats.
My buddy is like "just be cool. they have the boats but we have the sterio system and the BEER BONG" I just laugh cause I know how true that statement was.
The expesnive boat guys anchored in one area while we cruised past them to another spot kinda away from the group.
We blast the stereo system, grab the beer bong, and just chill on hs boat. Literally within 5 minutes we have about 10 chicks on and around the boat beer bonging, showing titties to the camera, etc.
Within ten minutes, 10 boats are tied up to ours and nothing but tits and ass and beer bonging.
The HTM and ELIMINATOR guys slowly walk over to our boat and try to join the party.

Im telling ya. Where ever you go if it be outside, bring a BEER BONG and the party will come to ya.
Lake, river, ski lift parking lot, church. It doesnt matter.

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 03:02 AM

If your sister hangs in NEWPORT, I would LOVE to hang out with her. NEWPORT is AWESOME.

The sad thing about all my stories is. I have done NOTHING THIS SUMMER. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Well atleast since MAY. I found a girl in LAUGHLIN (another awesome story) and kept her til this day.
Since I have had a girlfriend, I have not had any fun like that. People are forgetting my name. My beerbong has cobwebs in it. My buddies are going up to the river this weekend and I am not

It sucks.

**talon** · 08-28-2003, 03:29 AM

Ha ha ha, I just got out of a 1 1/2 year relationship.....OOOOHHHH yhea Im FREEEEEE!!!! Man am I having fun wooohooooo

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 03:34 AM

TALON. What should I do? Get rid of the girl and have fun or keep her and plan a future with an AWESOME HOUSE and NICE CARS and a PONY???

**talon** · 08-28-2003, 03:36 AM

Man I dont know, I would say screw the house and the nice cars that shits gay, but the pony? Thats holding me back....LOL

**symatech** · 08-28-2003, 03:41 AM

shit i just go out with my 3 year old niece. nothin brings in the babes like a cute little kid

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 04:01 AM

Originally Posted by talon

Man I dont know, I would say screw the house and the nice cars that shits gay, but the pony? Thats holding me back....LOL

LMFAO. OMG. That is the funniest thing Ive seen typed on this board
Ok, one of the funniest.

Its all about the pony.

**BigGreen** · 08-28-2003, 08:15 AM

A PUPPY! My aunt and uncle breed golden retrievers and they know I love dogs, so once the puppies are old enough, they'll let me take them out for a day or something. I almost always head straight to The Commons. Just find a spot on the grass, spread out a blanket and some intellectual looking books, then start playing with the puppy. The girls LOVE that.

**Strut99GT** · 08-28-2003, 08:44 AM

Mental note: obtain puppy.

**hercules88** · 08-28-2003, 09:08 AM

hey bermich where was this. i hung out in newport last sat. tons of chicas runnin around. glad i moved to cali.

**tryingtogetbig** · 08-28-2003, 09:26 AM

Why would anyone have a bad ass boat and not the stereo system to go in it??!! That's my chicky magnet...well my wife seems to attract a lot of chickys also. Can't complain about that!!

peace,

ttgb

**Butch** · 08-28-2003, 10:23 AM

Newport is pretty tight...every chic (almost every chic) is surgically perfect....very rich becasue of their sugar daddies.....pretty much all the beach cities in So Cali or nice and fun to party at.

Bermich the river is the shit...however, my boys and I never go because we don't trust any of the dudes up there....way too many accidents on boats...these dudes get totally wasted and drive there Cigarette and Fountain boats super fast and start plowing people....we would rather get a cooler full of beer and play V-Ball all day. I do miss the river though.

But Bermich please keep telling your stories...they seriously entertain me!

PM me sometime I have a feeling we live next to each other here in So Cali

**bedrocked** · 08-28-2003, 10:54 AM

shit i just go out with my 3 year old niece. nothin brings in the babes like a cute little kid

indeed

**talon** · 08-28-2003, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

LMFAO. OMG. That is the funniest thing Ive seen typed on this board
Ok, one of the funniest.

Its all about the pony.

Thats what Im here for, entertainment purposes only....

**mammoth** · 08-28-2003, 01:04 PM

Ok bermich....you mentioned titties and camera in the same sentence and I have yet to see some pics!!! Why are you holding out on us! I thought we were bros?!

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by mammoth

Ok bermich....you mentioned titties and camera in the same sentence and I have yet to see some pics!!! Why are you holding out on us! I thought we were bros?!

I didnt think I could post naked chicks on the board.
Also. I put my digital camera on one of those material with a zipper type ice coolers. Bad thing is, it was unzipped and it bounced in the cooler of melted ice. I lost TWO days worth of BAD ASS nude pics from all the drunk horny chicks up there.

They had ok systems on their boats. They were more about speed than anything else. The boats are too big to just stand next to in the water. Its either be in it or nothing.
Like I said, they just sat there thinking their boats would get the chicks.
We had the BEER BONG. Plus we had better music and looked like we were more layed back to chill with.

And yes. Lots of deaths up there every year. Like 15 last year during the holidays. Dont find a few of the bodies. Pretty sad thing for the families and friends

**peam** · 08-28-2003, 04:27 PM

my chick magnet? my rack hahaha

**956Vette** · 08-28-2003, 04:38 PM

Im going to tell a quick story.
So, this is the first week i got my first corvette. I was at a fraternity foam party. Bump into an AMAZINGLY hot girl, start dancin and got pretty freaky.... Then we got to talking, found out her name, etc. Then she asks me what i drive, I go "Just got a new vette." at this time my one hand was already on her ass, and she pulls the other around her and puts that hand up her skirt!!!

She then talks about her Mercedes SLK and her fake tits, haha, what a night....

I dont want to ever leave college!

**Butch** · 08-28-2003, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by peam

my chick magnet? my rack hahaha

Oh my lord!

**FRANK WHITE** · 08-28-2003, 05:26 PM

Get a dog, preferably a puppy,or a porsche convertible 911. Whatever you can afford. Worked everytime for me in Los Angeles.

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by FRANK WHITE

Get a dog, preferably a puppy,or a porsche convertible 911. Whatever you can afford. Worked everytime for me in Los Angeles.

It either has to be a puppy or a porshe??? There is no happy medium in between the two??? Kinda extreme variants for chick magnets. So I guess it is a double lay if you the puppy sitting in the porshe ???

**BigGreen** · 08-28-2003, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by 956Vette

I dont want to ever leave college!

Yeah, well I'll tell you what - one day you're going to have to, and it's going to suck. It's all lies! THere's no intrinsic reward in working...the socialists had it right, it's exploitation. One of my neighbors now is 45 for god's sake! I've been weaned to expect my neighbors all to be my age and enjoy the same basic facets of our culture as me. No one drops by for a quick game of madden. No one comes at at 1:00 in the afternoon with a case to dip into before heading out for the night. I'm up before noon on the weekends. NEVER LEAVE....fail some classes. My most foolish mistake was to want to accomplish something in college...a few F's woulda hurt the GPA, but i coulda weaseled another year or two.

**BigGreen** · 08-28-2003, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

It either has to be a puppy or a porshe??? There is no happy medium in between the two??? Kinda extreme variants for chick magnets. So I guess it is a double lay if you the puppy sitting in the porshe ???

A golden or black lab puppy sticking its head over the door of your red 911 convertible to catch a breeze while you're saying into your cell phone, "I guess at the end of the day all these muscles, expensive clothes and my money really mean nothing if I can find a woman who understands me" is probably like, THE best thing you can do as far as chick magnets go.

**peam** · 08-28-2003, 05:53 PM

bermich... your first problem is that you have to be male to be a chick magnet.. your first step would be some extreme plastic surgery

**Juggernaut** · 08-28-2003, 06:04 PM

Cold Peam, you know bermich has no skin! He a robot for heaven's sake!

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 06:07 PM

I change before I go out in public I dont wear my skin around the house. It gets wrinkled.

**956Vette** · 08-28-2003, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Yeah, well I'll tell you what - one day you're going to have to, and it's going to suck. It's all lies! THere's no intrinsic reward in working...the socialists had it right, it's exploitation. One of my neighbors now is 45 for god's sake! I've been weaned to expect my neighbors all to be my age and enjoy the same basic facets of our culture as me. No one drops by for a quick game of madden. No one comes at at 1:00 in the afternoon with a case to dip into before heading out for the night. I'm up before noon on the weekends. NEVER LEAVE....fail some classes. My most foolish mistake was to want to accomplish something in college...a few F's woulda hurt the GPA, but i coulda weaseled another year or two.

I hear ya loud and clear!

Im actually close to getting my degree in finance, then ill probably stick around and finish up all my pre-med pre recs..... then take the mcats.... and stay in school for a WHILE

**BostonBobby** · 08-28-2003, 06:29 PM

This works for the money hungry girls.. but I try to stay away from them..

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 06:36 PM

YEAH. CHICKS DIG UPS TRUCKS. Sure.

**peam** · 08-28-2003, 06:47 PM

I can appreciate a nice car... but why ya'll would want a girl who is only after money... is beyond me. Oh sorry.. money and looks.

**BostonBobby** · 08-28-2003, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by peam

I can appreciate a nice car... but why ya'll would want a girl who is only after money... is beyond me. Oh sorry.. money and looks.

Hell ya gotta stay away from them girls but there fun to fuck around with..

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 07:16 PM

What person isnt after someone with MONEY and LOOKS. No. I want a poor ugly girl. Yeah, That is my aspiration in life.

**peam** · 08-28-2003, 07:23 PM

Then you might as well stop begging me to be your girlfriend for just one night...and no... I will not accept money!

**chicamahomico** · 08-28-2003, 07:28 PM

I think maybe peam has a little obsession with bermich....

**Juggernaut** · 08-29-2003, 11:13 AM

I don't think so Chica, I think she just likes poking at the tiger through the cage. ha Bermich has a little more test running through his veins than what she'd like. Just joking around with you two so don't start kicking me alright. That's all I need is to have a robot and a surfer chick kicking the crap out of me.

**Butch** · 08-29-2003, 11:44 AM

Whos sings that song "Girls don't like guys; girls like nice cars and money" However, it goes....it is true for the most part. At least in LA that's true.

**peam** · 08-29-2003, 01:56 PM

No obsession, Bermich is just the only person I feel I can pick on... he knows I'm just playing around. Besides, that's the kind of relationship he and I have. I make fun of him and I am mean but he always comes crawling back.

**talon** · 08-29-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by peam

No obsession, Bermich is just the only person I feel I can pick on... he knows I'm just playing around. Besides, that's the kind of relationship he and I have. I make fun of him and I am mean but he always comes crawling back.

Did you see that....RELATIONSHIP...I dont know Berm. she might like ya bro....LOL...j/k