Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your desk

**Juggernaut** · 08-26-2003, 10:25 AM

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve, work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

**TheMudMan** · 08-26-2003, 10:32 AM

#4 is good

**LOCKDOWN** · 08-26-2003, 10:46 AM

Like 5 of those got me busting up. Well done bro, lol

**talon** · 08-26-2003, 11:19 AM

He He He>>>lol

**pumpseeker** · 08-26-2003, 11:54 AM

funny stuff

**Butch** · 08-26-2003, 12:01 PM

*still on the floor laughinh....man those are great because I fall asleep at my desk all the time.

**bermich** · 08-26-2003, 12:56 PM

10 is good cause it might even work...

**LOCKDOWN** · 08-26-2003, 01:58 PM

I could see almost all those working, lol. "Amen!"

**ItalianMuscle** · 08-26-2003, 02:02 PM

lol lol thats funny bro..

**Danielle** · 08-26-2003, 03:22 PM

lol.....nice............but my boss wouldn't believe any one of them......

**bedrocked** · 08-26-2003, 04:45 PM

i got caught looking at porn that a friend pasted to me on aim once

shitty thing was that the computer froze when i tried to close media player lol

**lilbull** · 08-26-2003, 10:17 PM

I could actually possibly use 10 or 1 in class. Hell Yes, because I tend to fall asleep in class. Thanks for the tip.

Bull

**symatech** · 08-26-2003, 11:47 PM

10 is the most believable. but 8 is the funniest

**mass junkie** · 08-27-2003, 10:12 AM

Im gonna have try one of these............

**supdude24** · 08-28-2003, 02:00 AM

ROFL! got anymore?

**peam** · 08-28-2003, 02:29 AM

those are great... "In Jesus name, Amen."

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 03:31 AM

I dont understand the JESUS AMEN thing. Seriously.
Why would someone say that if caught sleeping???
Is it a religious thing?? That might be why I am clueless

**talon** · 08-28-2003, 03:33 AM

Na Bermich, its cause your playing like you had your head down during prayer bro...get it?

**bermich** · 08-28-2003, 04:05 AM

Oh. That whole prayer thing goin on.
Geez. I told my parents they should have taken me to church so I can pretend I know what its about if something like this came around.
Now I feel religiously retarded.