Thread: Calling Ronny the Bull
09-03-2003, 11:38 PM #1
Calling Ronny the Bull
I just saw "A Man Apart" tonight, and as the board's Vin Diesel look-alike, I'm holding you responsible for the approximately 100 minutes of my life that have been stolen and I want back. I'm not sure how you'll do it, and I'm sorry you have to be held responsible, but that's the way it goes. I've had to do my part everytime a dartmouth alum pisses off a member, so fair is fair. That movie was just absurdly awful...Hard to Kill remade but with all the coolness chopped out. I'll give you a few days to work on it, but try to get back to me. If you can't conceive of some kind of time travel device, a fruit basket will work wonders too.
09-03-2003, 11:41 PM #2LORDBLiTZ Guest
That movie was shit! I saw about half of it and turned it off.
09-03-2003, 11:47 PM #3
BG, did you not learn your lesson with Fast and the Furious or XXX?
09-03-2003, 11:48 PM #4
Knock around guys was pretty good though................
09-03-2003, 11:49 PM #5
The only cool part was when He beat the shit outta that guy in the bar. O YA AND IT WAS SHOT IN MONTANA!!!!
09-03-2003, 11:51 PM #6Originally Posted by bigol'legs
09-03-2003, 11:53 PM #7Originally Posted by EXCESS
09-04-2003, 12:01 AM #8Originally Posted by BigGreen
09-04-2003, 12:14 AM #9
Thanks you saved me a couple of hours to be on here!
09-04-2003, 12:37 AM #10Originally Posted by EXCESS
09-04-2003, 12:44 AM #11
NO you didn't. No one did.
You just wanted an excuse to post.
Originally Posted by talon
09-04-2003, 01:43 AM #12
Green I am surprised that you even put it on in the first place. Did you catch "knockaround guys" his film before this? I dont think I'll ever see a Vin Diesel movie again unless its on the 4am slot on public access when I've had too much liquor and can't move from the ground to turn off the tv. I hope you get your 100 minutes.
09-04-2003, 09:39 AM #13Anabolic Member
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Okay I have to admit I liked Knockaround Guys....however, I did not like any of his other movies....they were bad....and thank you for saving me the time of seeing his latest film....they made it look good in the previews.
09-04-2003, 04:33 PM #14
I JUST saw this thread, and I dunno what's goin' on!? But, I'll apologize regardless with my deepest sympathies to you BigGreen....and since I can't really give you back 100 minutes of your life, I guess the Fruit basket will have to do, but wait a sec....I know...it'll be a 'Specialized Fruit Basket'. I'll fill it with some Egg Whites, Protein Whey, Glutamine, add in some Novelty Syringes and Alcohol Swabs...and if dig deep in the pile, you may find a nice small cycle of Enanthate and Fina with my personal autograph on it.
Hope that will do? Anyone else pissed?
09-04-2003, 04:36 PM #15
What about some Porn? Will Porn do? 'Cause I can get you 100 minutes of Porn BigGreen? What about a Porn with ME in it? Will that do? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I can do 100 minutes of Porn? Porn?
09-05-2003, 04:50 AM #16
I don't know about Ronny but ever since Vin started making movies my sex life has risen considerably (I get compared alot too). So as far as I'm concerned he can make as many horrible movies as he likes as long as he doesn't turn out gay...
09-05-2003, 12:24 PM #17
Nah, you're right Rambo. I ain't complainin'.
09-08-2003, 12:27 PM #18Junior Member
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Vin's living in Vancouver right now filming the new Riddick movie. He plays the character he played in Pitch Black. I can't remember if it's a prequel or sequel. Not sure what to expect... maybe another bomb?
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