Originally Posted by Nathan
Hey guys. Remember me? Let me preface this whole tirade by saying that I'm super high right now so if this makes little no sense that I'll thank you to go fuck yourself and, also, up yours.
Anyways, I'm good, thanks gor asking. Been smoking a lot of weed as of late. My memory is pretty much shot at this point. There's really no going back now. I can't remember names anymore and it sucks.
I almost got arrested last week. That was fun I suppose if you're an optimist which I'm not so....right, the cop. Me and two friends were high on shrooms and were smoking a few bowls when a cruiser drove by, turned around and drove right up to us. The ociffer kindly asked us what we were doing and where we were from. Lucky for us, we're "home town boys" so we got off unscathed by the powerful arm of the law.
What else? Oh yeah, I've been railing this girl from work so that's been keeping me pretty busy I'd say. I totally pulled a High Intensity as well which is sort of embarrassing. So, like HI, I'm bouncing now and meet a girl from the bar. Thus, like HI, I don't keep condoms at the ready anymore since it had been a while for me and end up having unprotected sex. Unlike HI, however, I pulled out in time. Also, since this is me we're talking about here, so I'm probably barren anyways therefore what difference does it make really? Man, I hope this isn't just a heap of jibberish I'm writing here. Fucvk it, I don't care and neither should you. That's what makes the world such a great place. Well, that and sharp metallic objects that really don't get the credit they deserve for being such lethal tools of destruction and mayhem.
I think that's it team. I've got to get my computer going and I'll be able to molest all of you over and over again in a far more thorough fashion. That means I'll be on more soon. I should go.
