I'm about to live every 21 year olds dream...
Brooo's,
I dunno if this is EVERY 21 year old's dream, but this is definately one of mine! Check this, we get this new girl at our work and everyone thinks she's hot. I sit down on Friday and we chit chat, she looks real skinny but she has some big ol' smitties (female breasts). Anyways, I being to wonder in my head, "I wonder if they're real?". Anyways, that's besides the point. We end up going out Friday in a big group and we chit chatted a bit here and there. Turns out we both work for the same gym company but in different locations.
ANYWAYS, what happened was we ended up going out TONIGHT (it's like 5am now and I just got home) and when I went to pick her up, she came out SMOKIN' hot. Even my buddy couldn't believe that this girl was for real. So we get into the club and we start shooting the bullshit and dancing, getting pretty close when all the sudden she whispers to me..."I used to be a stripper". That's damn hot for a 21 year old already on Test Enanthate. So we start chatting more, I tell her that's hot and she asks me about what my schedule is for next week. Being an idiot, I say, "School" and she asks, "How old are you?" I say, "21" she says, "You're just a BABY!" and I ask, "How old are you?" she says, "25". I start to laugh my ass off, thinking that whoops, there goes this night BUT instead she keeps on grinding me harder and harder! Just going ballistic. We ended up making out by the end of the night. I had the chance to go in and rock the boat, but since I had no jimmy's (condoms) I decided not too....as hard as it was.
But here I am, this punk 21 year old who just spent the night grinding a 25 year old stripper in a club with all my buddies around. Little does she know my dad still yells at me for my room no being clean...woo, today was a GOOD day. And next week, I'm going to come prepared with Jimmy-In-Pocket and Gum-In-Mouth. Wooo....