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    Man's Beer - Joke

    Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."

    Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."

    Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me un Becks, ze real King of beers."

    Jan, chief executive of Grolsch follows by stating that Grolsch is the
    ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of head on top.

    Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with ice and lemon, please".

    The other four stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

    Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I..."

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    Great JOKE!!!!!

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    Hate guinness but liked the joke. Good one bro

    ~US~

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    I like that one Mud.

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    LOL, this one is funny as hell...Think I just read it in the steroid ques. forum?....Good one though...he he he

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    Good one Mr. Mud...

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    straight from the pages of maxim.
    Joke of the month cracks me up every time.

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    I'm too cheap to buy Maxim, so thanks.

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