Why would aliens look like us?
93 percent of the Earths species are extinct. Dinosaurs, plants, bugs, wooley mammoths, dodo birds, etc.
It is a miracle that we survived when we crawled out of the mud and scavenged bones to survive.
Think of it. 7 percent success rate for all things on earth surviving. The chance of us becoming the dominant species is also astronomical.
NOW. With those odds, why is it that on another planet aliens would look ALMOST like us? The odds of TWO species on TWO TOTALLY different planets with almost certainly different gravitational variances, climates and other factors being the same are IMPOSSIBLE.
What if cock roaches survived. Wouldnt they think aliens would look like them? Having 8 legs and a hard shell.
Also. If aliens are so technologically advanced, able to travel to earth millions of light years away, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY CRASH THEIR DAMN SPACE CRAFT??? Why would they be playing in wheat fields trying to make landing sites? Fuck, if they can travel across the universe without crops for markers, why do they need them on EARTH?
If we did find a space ship from another planet, trust me, we would have better inventions than VELCRO and PLASTIC. The military would be SO ADVANCED by now from an alien space craft. Computers would be able to do more than make SPECIAL EFFECTS from Photoshop and shit.
I doubt they would be abducting red necks from nebraska.