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    Smart Kid Joke.

    The first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a
    Michigan fan. She asks her students to raise their
    hands if they are Michigan fans too.

    Not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, but
    wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly
    into the air. There is, however, one exception.

    A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the
    crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to
    be different. "Because I'm not a Michigan fan" she reports.

    "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

    "I'm a proud Ohio State Buckeye Fan" the girl said!

    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly
    red. She asks Jane, "Why are you an Ohio State Fan?"

    "Well, my Dad and Mom are Buckeye fans, so I'm a
    Buckeye fan, too," she responds.

    The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says
    loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your
    dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

    Jane smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Michigan fan."

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    Hahaha

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    Good one

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    I've heard it before, but that one never gets old.

    Go Bucks!

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    ...I can't wait to edit this one to make fun of the Aggies, hehe

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