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    crazy stuff happened when i was making breakfast........

    i was making some eggs and cracking them into a bowl to take out the yokes and i cracked an egg and 2 little yokes came out... its never happened to me before i just thought it was cool..... they were small.... like half the size of a normal one

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    Twins! Congratulations

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    is it rare?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheedno
    Twins! Congratulations


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    I sometimes get the twins. But what makes me sick is when I see blood in the egg.

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    ewww dude, thats gross... there was no blood in my eggs... i think im gonna be sick now.....

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    you think that's a suprise?!

    one time at a club i cracked open some girls draws and two balls fell out!!!!damn these fucking drag bitches look like real chicks!!!chicks.....hehe...get it?...chicks?like chickens?......ummm chickens lay eggs...see it's not funny if i have to explain it damnit!!!!

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    When i buy cheap eggs from save-a-lot i get twins like every 4th egg. Its pretty common in the jumbos from what i have seen. I agree that blood in the egg is disgusting....luckely thats only happened a few times.

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    Hahahahahahhahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    one time at a club i cracked open some girls draws and two balls fell out!!!!damn these fucking drag bitches look like real chicks!!!chicks.....hehe...get it?...chicks?like chickens?......ummm chickens lay eggs...see it's not funny if i have to explain it damnit!!!!

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    Get them all the time!!!!!

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    mmmm extra colesteral

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    one time at a club i cracked open some girls draws and two balls fell out!!!!damn these fucking drag bitches look like real chicks!!!chicks.....hehe...get it?...chicks?like chickens?......ummm chickens lay eggs...see it's not funny if i have to explain it damnit!!!!

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    is it two smaller ones, or two normal sized yolks? i don't know why i find this thread interesting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by daem
    is it two smaller ones, or two normal sized yolks? i don't know why i find this thread interesting...

    2 small ones to form the size of 1 normal.... they were a lighter color yellow then the normal ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by daem
    is it two smaller ones, or two normal sized yolks? i don't know why i find this thread interesting...
    It is kind of strange.... Chicken Lover!!!! (If you watch South Park you get it, if not, you won't) j/k bro.

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    Cool.


    One time i was making French toast, and i was sprinkling the cinnoman on, right? So i'm sprinkling, and some gets in my nose.. so i sneeze. But when i sneeze it's so powerful that i double over and SMASH my head on the counter, knocking me unconcious.

    I thought it was pretty crazy, and it happened at breakfast.. so i thought it fit.

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    hmmm i once went to a chinese food place and got a fortune cookie, when i opened the cookie, i had 3 fortunes in it.....just thought u guys would want to know

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    This one time, at band camp.....
    I wont even continue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    one time at a club i cracked open some girls draws and two balls fell out!!!!damn these fucking drag bitches look like real chicks!!!chicks.....hehe...get it?...chicks?like chickens?......ummm chickens lay eggs...see it's not funny if i have to explain it damnit!!!!
    ..........LMAO!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    Cool.


    One time i was making French toast, and i was sprinkling the cinnoman on, right? So i'm sprinkling, and some gets in my nose.. so i sneeze. But when i sneeze it's so powerful that i double over and SMASH my head on the counter, knocking me unconcious.

    I thought it was pretty crazy, and it happened at breakfast.. so i thought it fit.


    That would be funny to see some dude laying on the floor with french toast all over his face.

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    Yes indeed it was rare. One of only 8 occurences yearly this phenomena is dubbed "diyolkborealis", and among some African cultures is an honor only presented to a chosen few. You now bear the mark of the beast.

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    It really happened to me. What i meant by "i thought of it" was i thought it belonged in this thread.. when i came around i was pretty embarassed/confused.

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    No kidding Chris........french toast knocked you're a** out? Damn bro! Now what did we learn from this..................say it with me "protein pancakes".......no powdered sugar which maens there a much safer breakfast food item. If anything set up a camera so you can get this great stuff on film..Americas Funniest Videos would have drove to your place and just handed you a check for something like this. Hell, I'd pay cash to have seen that! Bro that was plain funny....thanks for sharing.

    I get those double yokes all the time.....I guess the odds are better when you buy 2-3 flats of the jumbo eggs each week. Blood in them doesn't bother me (I ain't eating them though) but finding a beak or something might be a little disturbing.

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    okay, so now i'm a little lost... so who ordered Scramble Eggs and Pancakes and hold othe blood?!?!?!

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    the twin yolks has never happened to me ever, as well as the blood. i guess i aint as lucky as you guys

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    Me either - where are you guys buyin' these eggs?? Ewwww...

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    That is the funniest thing I have ever seen you say!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    one time at a club i cracked open some girls draws and two balls fell out!!!!**** these ****ing drag bitches look like real chicks!!!chicks.....hehe...get it?...chicks?like chickens?......ummm chickens lay eggs...see it's not funny if i have to explain it ****it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beefydragon
    okay, so now i'm a little lost... so who ordered Scramble Eggs and Pancakes and hold othe blood?!?!?!
    Any particular reason you bumped an 8 month old thread about stupid chicken eggs?

    LET THE THREAD DIE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by huh?
    is it rare?

    not really, it has happenned about 5 times to me in the past few months, but the first time was a trip

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    my friend has chickens and they lay pig eggs somtimes they have 2 youks .... as long as they are not fertilized its fine

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    pig eggs?

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