i just went into the bathroom to jerk off and when i turned the light on......a fuckign cricket was on my toilet seat!!!!!what the fuck is that all about?!can a brother get some me time?!!this is some bullshit that i will not stand for!!!
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i just went into the bathroom to jerk off and when i turned the light on......a fuckign cricket was on my toilet seat!!!!!what the fuck is that all about?!can a brother get some me time?!!this is some bullshit that i will not stand for!!!
Did you let him watch? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
all i wanted to do was chill w/ PB jr and this fuckface had to come along and bust up my party!!!i'm not feeling this cricket right about now. i just let him chill for now, but when i'm done w/ my peanuts butter he's fuckedQuote:
Originally Posted by Da Bull
Meanie.........Should at least drown him in sperm.Fuckin' peeping Tom cricket :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
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Originally Posted by Da Bull
This will get you back in the mood bro
LOL you got me going.. Im going to the bathroom!!.... after I print that out!!
she has the nicest ass of all time i think
After STACY KEIBLER!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/412172/3big.jpg
Heres another of her
Just close your eyes next time and pretend it's not there. Or turn the lights off.
LOL i was just thinking... you better print those out to take aboard with you.. :lol:
lol I was thinking that but they take everything thats yours and send it back
Smart ass :lol:
Hey they dont do cavity searches.... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl
That would be desperate hu?
sorry my ass is exit only bro
Next time put some black tape around the lil guy so he don't blow up when you put ur dick in him.
ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
why do u jackoff in the bathroom?
why do you want to know?
Party this happens to me all the time bro. Wait till the cricket talks back, thats when things truly get f'd up.
Oh and why to you wack off in the bathroom? Ashamed of something?....:lol:
I to question this? why do you wanna know? do you have a telly zoomed in on his bathroom window? j/ks :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by huh?
bigol'legs wants to be with ya when ya see him :?:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
partyboy tonight :bath:
Hey dont we all wanna know what party looks like? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl
yeah why do it in the bathroom guys? that's no fun... no way you can get caught doing it there
where do you do it peam ;)
AT MY HOUSE!!!! hehe man its getting late!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl
whenever...wherever....however I want
umm...how about killing it and continuing the mission? :unsure:
:lol:
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Originally Posted by peam
Nice :D
better than a spider :eek:
A radioactive spider!!! :eek: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by symatech
spiderman penis isnt it already sticky though :lol:
wasnt it on juice too? i think it had a verticle leap that rivals most NBA allstars....what can i say, only in NY, or jersey rather.Quote:
Originally Posted by palme
Partboy cracks me up everytime :lol:
hahahahah i cant belive you found that. :roflol: the antimasturbation spider. hahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by palme
only time i did it in a bathroom was at school if i had built up tension. ive also done it in mall dressing rooms with curtain doors not the solid locking ones, my principals office, on the bleechers of a school gym *backback* on the bus, in my backyard, in my pool.... almost everywhere....
woah... too much information!
lol.....a mans gotta do what a mans gotta doQuote:
Originally Posted by peam
huh? has turned it into an olympic sport..........free style hose throwing or maybe the single handed toss. Go for the gold bro. J/J
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