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    Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death

    Found this on Yahoo . . . fyi . . .
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    Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death
    Fri Oct 10,10:53 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



    BANJUL (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said.



    A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.


    Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.


    The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa.


    Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.

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    dude.....seriously.....if someone cut off my johnson, i think i would feel it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrkyBgStok
    dude.....seriously.....if someone cut off my johnson, i think i would feel it.
    Just ask Bobbit

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    Thats what you get for stealing another mans pecker

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    And yet another item to add to my list of things to never do.

    Number 33......................Never go to Ghana.

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    Damn ghanaians.

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    Oh boy. I'm supposed to go to ghana to work in a medical clinic in some village this summer for 6 weeks. I better see if tanzania is available.

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    How does that King Missile song go again?

    Detachable Penis...

    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
    the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
    or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
    party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
    what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
    it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
    I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave
    it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
    me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
    either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
    my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
    hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
    searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
    to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I
    walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
    sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a
    blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
    buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
    home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
    know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a
    detachable penis.

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    that's fng great red!! I haven't heard that song in so long...

    seriously tho...wtf???

    i suppose if you run around snatching penises...you get what's coming to you...

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    if someone took my weenis...i'd do way more than just beat him/her to death. all kinds of body mutilation would commence. i'd begin with something around the eyes. or start by cutting the perpetrators nose off...slowly.

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