how to bang your neighbor ???
ok, it's official. i want to bang my neighbor. yes, you heard me. there was a phase when i was like "she's too young" - because she was. i think she's now 18 or 19, a freshman or sophmore here at the local college. i'm 24. she's lived next door for about 12 years now i think. she's always been sexy. but she's always been slutty too. but i don't care. i tried once to get her attention by washing my car with my shirt off - i do this often actually. just to see if she'll catch a glance or anything. our driveways are next to each others, but blocked by a big row of bushes - you can still see through if you look though. she never says hi when she comes home and i'm outside or anything. sometimes she'll wave when she's in the car driving. but nothing like when i'm washing my car and she comes home - nope, not even a peep. i know my mother knows she's filthy, so i gotta keep it on the wraps somehow. if i do start bangin her, i could do it every day except the weekends because my parents are at work during the week and so are hers. should i just try and start up a conversation with her one day or what ?? i'm thinkin yeah. and then see if she wants to hang out, go to a bar, go to a show or something. my excuse will be that i don't have any friends to hang out with really because they're always working and too tired to do anything. yes, that's it. i will keep y'all updated. i think i'm going to wash my car everyday this week, even if it rains.
