Results 1 to 40 of 40
-
10-16-2003, 04:46 PM #1Anabolic Member
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
- Location
- NYC
- Posts
- 5,136
if god offered you eternal life, BUT
you had to do one of these three things.which one would you choose?i have just posed this to one of my friends...
A.) get skull fucked by a Reese's Monkey once a week for one year in front of your significant other
B.) receive anal from a donkey (raw dog style) who nuts tabasco sauce once a week for a year in front of your grandmother
OR
C.) give simultaneous handjobs to cojoined twins while they stand on all fours(like milking a cow) on stage at your highschool reunion.
this is a tough one for me to decide..........
-
10-16-2003, 04:50 PM #2
This thread scares me. Your hypothical views partyboy, are like none other.
-
10-16-2003, 04:50 PM #3
Are the twins hermaphrodites so at least I would have some satisfaction in knowing they were half women?
-
10-16-2003, 04:52 PM #4
I'd go with C........ I could care less what those fuckers think of me from HS.... plus I'd be done with it.... the other ways I'd have to put up with it for a year and someone I do care what they thought of me would see it.
-
10-16-2003, 04:53 PM #5Anabolic Member
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
- Location
- NYC
- Posts
- 5,136
nope
Originally Posted by mass junkie
-
10-16-2003, 04:54 PM #6Originally Posted by partyboynyc
-
10-16-2003, 04:55 PM #7Originally Posted by partyboynyc
-
10-16-2003, 04:55 PM #8Originally Posted by Da Bull
-
10-16-2003, 04:57 PM #9LORDBLiTZ Guest
Ummm, i think that's called HELL...
-
10-16-2003, 04:57 PM #10
Eternal life is not that important to me.....plus I don't want to live forever....life itself gets harder and harder as the years go bye.
Your views are somewhat twisted....but hey that's what makes me read all your threads and most of the time brightens my day.....this post is a little scary.
-
10-16-2003, 04:58 PM #11Originally Posted by partyboynyc
-
10-16-2003, 04:58 PM #12Anabolic Member
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
- Location
- NYC
- Posts
- 5,136
even better
Originally Posted by mass junkie
don't just stare at it........eat it!
-
10-16-2003, 05:01 PM #13
Alright mass,push came to shove......C.......being they have siamese penis'
-
10-16-2003, 05:02 PM #14
phewww.......just glad im not the only one................
-
10-16-2003, 05:06 PM #15Originally Posted by mass junkie
-
10-16-2003, 05:10 PM #16Anabolic Member
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
- Location
- NYC
- Posts
- 5,136
my thought is
well getting banged in the eeye can't be all that cool.i saw it in a porn once and that bitch didn't look too happy.
anal from a donkey just wouldn't be cool.especially raw dog since he'll be nutting hot sauce like a wild beast. i shit liek a race horse if i eat hot sauce so an ass full of it may not bode well for me.
yeah, i could prob jerk off two kids attached at the head. i never milked a cow, but it can't be that hard to do. additionally, i like corndogs and i think that is a healthy size for a penis so i wouldn't embarass the head twins anymore than sharing a skull would.
-
10-16-2003, 05:10 PM #17Originally Posted by bornbad71
-
10-16-2003, 05:13 PM #18Originally Posted by partyboynyc
Bring on the doneky
-
10-16-2003, 05:13 PM #19Anabolic Member
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
- Location
- NYC
- Posts
- 5,136
i appreciate your help guys
i have to go call the donkey and the monkey and give them the bad news
-
10-16-2003, 05:17 PM #20Originally Posted by mass junkie
-
10-16-2003, 05:19 PM #21
At least the twins will be happy with the news
-
10-16-2003, 06:30 PM #22New Member
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Posts
- 21
Wow.. PTB, you are unreal, I love this place.
-
10-16-2003, 06:33 PM #23
Am I the only one voting for A
Since I already got a fake-eye it wouldnt be that bad
-
10-16-2003, 07:05 PM #24
Fuck it, if im going to live forever im going to do all three and tell the story for generations to come....Its eternal life dude....Id do anything...id fuck the monkey while the donkey screws me and im jerking off the twins...Shit throw my grandma in the mix for all i care. Eternal life baby
-
10-16-2003, 07:29 PM #25
Well, if you get eternal life out of it, it would have to be C. Everyone that went to high school with you will be dead in 80 or so years. After that, smooth sailing! And it doesn't involve your own body orifices.
-
10-16-2003, 07:36 PM #26
I'm confused. You people actually picked one of those three?
Da Bull, I'm really suprised with you.
-
10-16-2003, 07:36 PM #27Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder
-
10-16-2003, 07:38 PM #28Originally Posted by Da Bull
NO problem bro, Glad i could put a smile on someones face
-
10-16-2003, 07:40 PM #29Originally Posted by Calipso
-
10-16-2003, 07:41 PM #30Originally Posted by Da Bull
Circle jerking twins.
-
10-16-2003, 07:43 PM #31
Well hell. What if I have already done two of the three?
Does that mean I get eternal life and win the lotto??
-
10-16-2003, 07:48 PM #32
-
10-16-2003, 07:52 PM #33Originally Posted by bermich
-
10-16-2003, 07:57 PM #34Originally Posted by mass junkie
-
10-16-2003, 08:03 PM #35Originally Posted by Da Bull
It's a symbol of AS. Arnold of course.
-
10-16-2003, 08:37 PM #36
Death..............table one............over here please. I'll take D!
-
10-16-2003, 09:31 PM #37Originally Posted by TheMudMan
-- clocky
-
10-16-2003, 09:33 PM #38
Who the hell wants to live forever?
-
10-16-2003, 09:34 PM #39Originally Posted by bdtr
-
10-16-2003, 11:36 PM #40
Man, I hope that's not the way you view the afterlife. By the way, you have way to much time on your hands.
Thread Information
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Heart and hair safe summer cycle?
03-25-2024, 07:30 PM in ANABOLIC STEROIDS - QUESTIONS & ANSWERS