My favorite.
TICK- Means she's completely lost her mind. Crazy!! (a girl one needs to stay far away from)
I actually have a friend that says
"Wow, is she hot...a little "NUGGET" of love.
Or
"lets look for some tender"
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My favorite.
TICK- Means she's completely lost her mind. Crazy!! (a girl one needs to stay far away from)
I actually have a friend that says
"Wow, is she hot...a little "NUGGET" of love.
Or
"lets look for some tender"
*****.......Loud mouth *****...........Fuckin' *****........Crazy *****..........oppppppppps,sorry I was talking about my ex-wife:)
That's between you and your wife...i have too much respect for woman to tolerate this kind of coments...'nough said...XXL
snatch
i would like to date that fliggy. (I DON'T SAY THIS)
"He;s the kind of guy I just wanna throw down on the floor and have my way with"
*wink*
Cutie
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Originally Posted by Da Bull
LMAO!!!!! Now that was funny!!! Oh, But ohhh sooooooo true!!!! My X is living with one of my X best friends.....Don't even get me started. I could start a whole new thread about her...
Cutie, I like your thinking!!!!!!
That's weird. For a minute, I thought you were referring to my ex-wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Bull
What is the difference between a slut, whore, and a bitch?
A slut will have sex with anyone.
A whore will have sex with anyone for money.
A bitch will have sex with anyone, but you, no matter how much money you got.
MILF Mother's I'd Like to Fuck- could include girls/women of any age who are single, married, or divorced mothers.
BLT I knew you could appreciate that one! :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by buylongterm
DAMN!!!.......................Holy Cow!!!...............and Mommy! LOL
. . . she was pregnant with desire . . .
. . . she was pregnant with sexual expertise . . .
. . . she was pregnant with the hopes of a nation . . .
. . . her petulant, upthrust breasts, ripe with age but undulating with the feverish energy of a pentecostal faith-healer, lactated faintly with the milk of kindness which so many of her clients so desperately craved instead of the smart black leather whip which repeatedly cracked the blind darkness of that rainy November night.
. . . I heard the flutter of angel's wings, and there she was . . .
Reminds me of a joke i heard...Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Bull
A couple guys are having lunch, talking about their problems. One guys says, "I keep having these Freudian slips - like the other day, I was at the airport and I asked the lady at the ticket counter for two Pickets to Tittsburg."
The other guys answers, "Oh yea, I know what you mean - the other day I was having dinner with my wife. Instead of asking her to pass the butter, i said 'You stupid bitch you ruined my life!!!'"
OK....you succeeded in giving me wood :dg: congrats :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tock
thats funny as hell :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by cb25
Let's see...I would have to say cornfed....that's the word we use most. :wg:
"Bitches and hoes"........................dont be hating.........cant you tell i just saw malibus most wanted.......... :D
idiot, asshole and.... that one looks sweet :)
Alls I can think of is "gauge" when I go out drinking with buddies, we pick out the ugliest beast and she is our "gauge' when she starts looking good ......... Your DRUNK! :wg: :lol: :D :dg:
Trick...hooker.....skeezer.......tramp.......skank .......
"he's the kind of guy you can get lost for hours between thos legs"
"asshole" is another one
"fucked up perv"
and for the ex:
cocksuckingmotherfuckerscumbagsuckingcontrollingab usiveprick
*smile*
Cutie
Cutie,I'm liking you more and more :dg: Your me in a female body :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by CutieFace
On average:
Women: Liars
Men: Lazy
women:scandilous, materialistic, demanding, excessive, rampit, and the list of generalizations goes on and on.
I agree 50%.... I agree
Would this include yourself? Scandilious is the most common word I could use to describe 90% of the girls I've ever met. They'll suck you off and then go to your friends house and jump his bones. God, highschool was horrible.
No.... I wouldn't include myself I am demanding and I over analyze things... and probably do a lot in excess... but I'm not scandelous. I would as you say "suck you off then go to your friends house and jump his bones" I wouldn't be sucking you off or jumping his bones.... I'm a good girl.
I mean I wouldn't... I typed it wrong...sorry!
You don't meet too many good ones that often. They always got baggage or something they and their friends don't tell you.
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Originally Posted by Da Bull
LOL I have been told that I think like a man
Cutie
I dont have baggage..... well I guess it depends on what you think baggage is. Well I guess I don't have anything... nothing follows me around. Hmmm I don't know. What's considered baggage?
Just shit. Hanging on to old relationships, financial problems. You name it. If it is a problem, it is baggage.
Stop holding back Cutie Face, tell us how you really feel! :lol: :wg: :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by CutieFace
If you take how your ex has treated you to your next relationship..........Thats considered baggage...(mental)......if you have kids.....thats (physical)...but its all baggageQuote:
Originally Posted by peam
we all have baggage - it's what makes us who we are. the problem arises when our baggage interferes with our day to day activities or how we deal with other realtionships...
"hottie"
"I'd drink her bath water"
"I'd lick her from head to toe, then turn her over and do it again"
"I could give her the best 30 seconds she has ever had!!"
I could go on, but I'll spare you.