I should begin by declaring that I am fully and entirely baked off my ass. I can't recall exactly where I was going with that but if you'll bare with me for just a second here than maybe by some miracle I'll arrive at a point along my way. So I'm bouncing last night and my girlfriend felt sick so she went home early. She's been sick for over two weeks now so I've been feeling neglected and haven't been getting treated as the delicate flower that I am. Anyways, I was getting harrassed by a few ugbos last night with one very important exception, namely this tight-bodied little blonde. Being the gigantic moron that I am I probably paid a little too much attention to the girl and had her phone number scrawled across my arm at the end of the night. The female staff kept glaring at me awkwardly. I'm thinking I'm going to get ratted out. I think I can play that off to my girlfriend though and just say I was being polite to her and that while I did get her number it was only to get rid of her and I never called her. Of course, I'd say that with the absolutely most serious expression you have ever seen in all your life. You guys should just be thankful that you aren't pretty. It sucks, trust me. It just so isn't worth it. I wish I had the kind of self-confidence I have on here in real life. That would be great.
