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  1. 10-19-2003, 08:55 PM #1
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    I should begin by declaring that I am fully and entirely baked off my ass. I can't recall exactly where I was going with that but if you'll bare with me for just a second here than maybe by some miracle I'll arrive at a point along my way. So I'm bouncing last night and my girlfriend felt sick so she went home early. She's been sick for over two weeks now so I've been feeling neglected and haven't been getting treated as the delicate flower that I am. Anyways, I was getting harrassed by a few ugbos last night with one very important exception, namely this tight-bodied little blonde. Being the gigantic moron that I am I probably paid a little too much attention to the girl and had her phone number scrawled across my arm at the end of the night. The female staff kept glaring at me awkwardly. I'm thinking I'm going to get ratted out. I think I can play that off to my girlfriend though and just say I was being polite to her and that while I did get her number it was only to get rid of her and I never called her. Of course, I'd say that with the absolutely most serious expression you have ever seen in all your life. You guys should just be thankful that you aren't pretty. It sucks, trust me. It just so isn't worth it. I wish I had the kind of self-confidence I have on here in real life. That would be great.
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  2. 10-19-2003, 09:01 PM #2
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    Your toasted bro,and I'm jealous
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    Bro he can write like that Sober.........now thats something to be jealous about
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  4. 10-19-2003, 09:06 PM #4
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    wait, so where's the penis ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    wait, so where's the penis ?


    ROFL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso


    ROFL.
    ROFL........
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  7. 10-19-2003, 09:13 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    wait, so where's the penis ?
    I'm curious, whose penis did you have in mind?
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  8. 10-19-2003, 09:15 PM #8
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    That bat has some big nuts.
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  9. 10-19-2003, 09:17 PM #9
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    lmao @ the bat.
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    Boy, I'm jealous of the BAT!!!!
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  11. 10-19-2003, 09:19 PM #11
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    Holy Noctournal testicles Batman!!!!
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  12. 10-19-2003, 09:31 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Holy Noctournal testicles Batman!!!!
    LMAO.........
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  14. 10-20-2003, 07:27 AM #14
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    only nathan could come up w/ this stuff...from what i can tell, the things he writes sober are even nuttier than stuff like this when he's baked...

    a functional stoner?
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  15. 10-20-2003, 08:36 AM #15
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    Calipso are you giving that bat your test??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Holy Noctournal testicles Batman!!!!
    sorry...totally missed this in the first read-thru...classic!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    You guys should just be thankful that you aren't pretty. It sucks, trust me. It just so isn't worth it.


    You're killing me bro...

    So...did you call her or not?
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    Is your girl pregnant Nathan?

    That pic was sick
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    This thread was everything I thought it would be
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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpseeker
    This thread was everything I thought it would be
    yup, i've come to expect nothing less...
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    Quote Originally Posted by New GearGuy
    Calipso are you giving that bat your test??????
    Nah he's just listening to good ol' AC/DC. "AND WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST, BALLS OF THEM ALL!"
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  22. 10-20-2003, 12:41 PM #22
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    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  24. 10-20-2003, 03:58 PM #24
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    funny shit!!!!
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  25. 10-20-2003, 04:42 PM #25
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    Holy shit!
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