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    Todays question

    Why is there such a resergence in Mullet rock?


    In my most egocentric and humble opinion. Really, I don't know if God is punishing us or was it just Great White. All I do know,however, is that everytime I pass one of these Trixter/ Kip Winger with special guest Salt and Vanilla Nelson car crash venues I try not to rubberneck too much at the 30 year old tattoo and leather mommies and just pray that no one is too terribly injured.

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    The mullet--the cut that says business in the front and party in the back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    The mullet--the cut that says business in the front and party in the back.


    Have you seen the mullet book? F-ing hilarious!

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    This happens every once in a while. People start to say.. "man, that was so stupid, i can't believe it happened. Maybe i'll try it out just as a joke" and then all the sudden it goes mainstream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Testify


    Have you seen the mullet book? F-ing hilarious!
    Dude, I could write it. You don't understand where I live right now about 1/3 white trash that I see has one. And I see trash all the time especially at the restaurant I work at. It is terrible. Always sporting dip stained wifebeaters and boots with jeans and paint all over them. Mullets, always good for a laugh.

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    http://www.ratemymullet.com/show.php?id=37

    AWESOME: midget+mullet=unbeatable combo

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    The mullet--the cut that says business in the front and party in the back.

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    One of my buddies' wife has a photo album full of people with mullets. It's her hobby, mullet hunting. Also you should use the police code for the mullet. It's 10-10-80. That means 10% in the front, 10% on the sides, 80% in the back. If you're gonna rock the mullet you need to trade in whatever you currently drive for a mid-80's Camaro or Firebird (T-tops are a must) with wide tires on the jacked-up rear end to nicely compliment the primered fenders. Then proceed to jam out to whatever hair band you prefer as you comb the junior high schools for chicks. Finally if you are gonna work out (rarity among mulleteers) you are only allowed to do bench and bicep curls as they look sweet-ass in a wife beater tee. Mark

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    i dislike mullets...but anyone who says winger isn't the greatest, doesn't know real rock!!!!!(jk by the way)

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