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10-22-2003, 04:11 PM #1
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Ripped 3 nasties without getting Caught
Thats right I guess im just a statistic now on one of our AR polls........I ripped 3 nasty ass farts and Got away with em..............That shit was hilarious.....I was looking around to see if people were making faces and they were........but they kept on working out..........my stomach hurts from laughing so hard........
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10-22-2003, 04:12 PM #2
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good to hear. is there anything else you can share with the bros, mass??
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10-22-2003, 04:18 PM #3
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Sorry bro............Just felt like sharing......
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10-22-2003, 04:20 PM #4
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ahhhhhh guys like you...
you gotta do the drive-by method.
You someone work out hard and just walk on by and drop one..the reaction is priceless.
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10-22-2003, 04:32 PM #5
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I always fart while im doing leg presses...>Well last week i was pushing really hard and OOPPPPS....a lille' terd popped out.....Yeah it was fucking embarrasing....i ran to the locker room....End of story.
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10-22-2003, 05:11 PM #6
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Today this girl in the gym (you know.. the ones you wanna just find out you can tap) was sitting behind me doing DB presses and I was on the platform doing bent-over rows.. and out pops a little fart... i quickly finished my set and walked to the fountain and when I came back she was still doing her set... musta drifted a different direction.. but I made sure to keep my ass tight during my next 6 sets.
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10-22-2003, 05:31 PM #7
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LMAO........ Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder
..........that's some funny shit
Mass u got to send out scouter farts(the little ones u use to see if anyone smells them)....bro u sent in the whole platoon(wet juicy smelly farts)...the only reason it was funny is u were the giver not the reciever.
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10-22-2003, 05:58 PM #8
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Haha I love these stories....I have two good ones but not related to working out and doing it.....
Story 1
In high school I was in Spanish class and I fell asleep during a movie....Next thing I know I shit my pants and quickly awoke.....Now when I say I shit my pants I truely mean I shit my pants. So I had to make a mad dash to the bathroom.....thing that sucks was I had to throw a good pair of underwear away, haha.
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This past spring break I flew out to Italy. I departed from Boston and had about a 7 hour flight until I made my connection in Amsterdam. Anyways I got bloated as shit and got so gassy that I was like fuck this sucks 7 hours of trying to hold this in. Luckily the guy next to me put on his headphones, closed his eyes and fell asleep.....So the whole 7 hours I'm letting them go...some squicking out oderless while some were deadly. Anyways we finally landed and the guy next to me starts talking to someone and the guy asked him "So did you fall asleep". He responded "No I shut my eyes but couldn't sleep." My face turned so red. That poor guy dealt with me for 7 hours.
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10-22-2003, 06:07 PM #9
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Dude that's totally wrong, i had that shit happen to me more then a few times, unfortunately im always one of the fucking victims.
I think im a pretty kewl guy, i don't talk shit unless i'm either pissed or just feeling like a dick, but why is it when i smell shit im as quiet as a mouse.
I just take it like a man, sniffin on some other dudes shit is not a kewl thing, but i do ewwww.
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10-22-2003, 06:08 PM #10
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fuck me i was doin abs on the damn decline ab thingee the first time a few weeks ago and i was lettin some rip. i was scared someone would hear me. fuck that's scary.
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10-22-2003, 06:09 PM #11
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You know what's worse then sniffin some dudes cheese is sniffing a girls cheese. It must be a mental thing, because women aren't supposed to have cheese are they?
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10-22-2003, 06:11 PM #12
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Why is it that and old man fart seems grosser to sniff then young dudes fart?
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10-22-2003, 06:12 PM #13
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Not trying to be a whore, sorry.
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10-22-2003, 06:13 PM #14
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Could it be u really want to rate the fart u smell....u know one that's gag a dog nasty is a 10.....or u have a fart fettish....... Originally Posted by BigMike J
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Bro women are not suppose to fart.....they pass gas.......opppps
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10-22-2003, 06:15 PM #15
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Old men have nothing on a 2 day old beer fart....man those are the worst. Originally Posted by BigMike J
Why is it that and old man fart seems grosser to sniff then young dudes fart?
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10-22-2003, 07:12 PM #16
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Unfortunately, as Mass's workout partner im always getting bombed. Bastard never gives any warning. Im there working my ass off meanwhile he's in the corner laughing as his purple cloud floats past me. Sucks!
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10-22-2003, 07:21 PM #17
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you workout with Mass??? so have you been to his place? Tell me this is his bathroom Originally Posted by Madsicilian
Unfortunately, as Mass's workout partner im always getting bombed. Bastard never gives any warning. Im there working my ass off meanwhile he's in the corner laughing as his purple cloud floats past me. Sucks!
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10-22-2003, 07:56 PM #18
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Bro both stories are funny Originally Posted by Catamount
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10-22-2003, 07:58 PM #19
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Alright guys,I'll spill my guts.A few years back in Miami I was using Creatine,and we all know it can give you the runs once in awhile.Anyway,I'm doing heavy dumbell inclines,really straining and all of a suddeden I feel a fart coming on,so I say fuck it and le'er rip,but instead of air coming out tons of foul brown liquid came runng down my leg,on the bench,the floor and as I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom I left a shit trail right to the stahl.Needless to say Talon was not happy
Did bget a round of applause though as I held my head low and went to purchase another pair of pants to continue workout,but many stayed clear.I wonder why?
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10-22-2003, 08:03 PM #20
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That is the best story of dedication that I've ever heard......Ever seen that skit on Saturday night Live...oops I crapped my pants.........im going to get you some of those bro.... Originally Posted by Da Bull
Alright guys,I'll spill my guts.A few years back in Miami I was using Creatine,and we all know it can give you the runs once in awhile.Anyway,I'm doing heavy dumbell inclines,really straining and all of a suddeden I feel a fart coming on,so I say fuck it and le'er rip,but instead of air coming out tons of foul brown liquid came runng down my leg,on the bench,the floor and as I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom I left a shit trail right to the stahl.Needless to say Talon was not happyDid bget a round of applause though as I held my head low and went to purchase another pair of pants to continue workout,but many stayed clear.I wonder why?
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10-22-2003, 08:04 PM #21
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Originally Posted by Da Bull
Alright guys,I'll spill my guts.A few years back in Miami I was using Creatine,and we all know it can give you the runs once in awhile.Anyway,I'm doing heavy dumbell inclines,really straining and all of a suddeden I feel a fart coming on,so I say fuck it and le'er rip,but instead of air coming out tons of foul brown liquid came runng down my leg,on the bench,the floor and as I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom I left a shit trail right to the stahl.Needless to say Talon was not happyDid bget a round of applause though as I held my head low and went to purchase another pair of pants to continue workout,but many stayed clear.I wonder why?
Dude.
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10-22-2003, 08:14 PM #22
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Originally Posted by Da Bull
Alright guys,I'll spill my guts.A few years back in Miami I was using Creatine,and we all know it can give you the runs once in awhile.Anyway,I'm doing heavy dumbell inclines,really straining and all of a suddeden I feel a fart coming on,so I say fuck it and le'er rip,but instead of air coming out tons of foul brown liquid came runng down my leg,on the bench,the floor and as I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom I left a shit trail right to the stahl.Needless to say Talon was not happyDid bget a round of applause though as I held my head low and went to purchase another pair of pants to continue workout,but many stayed clear.I wonder why? till Talon had to clean the shit... literally
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10-22-2003, 08:16 PM #23
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Maybe I can get talon to wash my Underwear too....since he's so helpful...Damn I know im just gonna have to throw them away after today...... Originally Posted by bigol'legs
till Talon had to clean the shit... literally 
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10-22-2003, 08:24 PM #24
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Where does he work?I'm going to load creatine and shit all over his equipment.........sounds like fun........and the expression on hie face would be priceless
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10-22-2003, 08:27 PM #25
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Just take a lil drive up to gainesville.............Wait for me bro..ill go with ya Originally Posted by Da Bull
Where does he work?I'm going to load creatine and shit all over his equipment.........sounds like fun........and the expression on hie face would be priceless
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10-22-2003, 08:28 PM #26
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you guys have issues.. im gonna PM him and tell you 2 are coming to shit all over his equipment Originally Posted by mass junkie
well us 3 anyway
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10-22-2003, 08:30 PM #27
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Tattle tail....im sure hes gonna read this thread anyways.........Get ready Big......we're coming for ya....we gotta stop in Ga and get bornbad 1st though Originally Posted by bigol'legs
you guys have issues.. im gonna PM him and tell you 2 are coming to shit all over his equipment well us 3 anyway
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10-22-2003, 08:32 PM #28
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hehe are you coming to shit on my weight equipment?
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10-22-2003, 08:37 PM #29
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No bro............your coming with us to Shit on Talons Equip........lmao Originally Posted by bigol'legs
hehe are you coming to shit on my weight equipment?
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10-22-2003, 08:45 PM #30
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wo so its.. you,me,da bull,and Bornbad?? DAMN i bet thats gonna be a lot of shit....
"TALON CLEANUP ON ISLE 8" HAHA
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10-22-2003, 08:49 PM #31
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Fuck isle 8 is just for me ,get your own isles
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10-22-2003, 08:51 PM #32
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Lmao......... Originally Posted by Da Bull
Fuck isle 8 is just for me ,get your own isles
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10-22-2003, 08:51 PM #33
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im gonna lay on down on the treadmill when its going and that thing is gonna shoot off and slap someone in the face or splat on a wall
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10-22-2003, 08:53 PM #34
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Oh shit im dying over here.......... Originally Posted by bigol'legs
im gonna lay on down on the treadmill when its going and that thing is gonna shoot off and slap someone in the face or splat on a wall
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10-22-2003, 08:58 PM #35
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Ok the plan is sounding better,could keep him busy for days.Mass chime in,plenty of gym left to shit on
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10-22-2003, 08:59 PM #36
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Born bad has to have some southern stew worth splattering somewhere
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10-22-2003, 09:00 PM #37
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The arobics room would be cool
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10-22-2003, 09:04 PM #38
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Good story bro Originally Posted by animal-inside
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10-22-2003, 09:05 PM #39
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I wanna shit on the floors and Finger paint on the walls just like my little girl just happen to do this week............. Originally Posted by Da Bull
Ok the plan is sounding better,could keep him busy for days.Mass chime in,plenty of gym left to shit on ...shes such an artist
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10-22-2003, 09:08 PM #40
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you know not only kids do this... i gotta post it on "nastiest stuff in the Gym" thread Originally Posted by mass junkie
I wanna shit on the floors and Finger paint on the walls just like my little girl just happen to do this week............. ...shes such an artist
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