Its my duty to share this joke with ya'll

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer."
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."


what would you do?

get the hell out of there... and never tell a soul :D

I'd like to think I'd be able to tell though!

That, my friend, was just wrong. I would hope I could tell. If you could have seen my face when I got to the last line though. That's just scary.

Quote:

---

Originally posted by arthurb999
get the hell out of there... and never tell a soul :D

I'd like to think I'd be able to tell though!

---

I will havew to second that one

LMAO!!! I doubt anyone would say anything other than "get the hell out of there and never tell another soul!!" LOL....That was good....:lol:

I forgot to include my response. I'll put it like this, Unsolved Mysteries would have a new episode. lol

wanna_c_gains....good job on the avatars!! :afro:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Cali
wanna_c_gains....good job on the avatars!! :afro:

---

awwww shucks:blush: :blush: thanx

so tell us WCG, what did you do??????

:D :lol:


ps...nice work on those avatars!

Quote:

---

Originally posted by dane26
so tell us WCG, what did you do??????

:D :lol:


ps...nice work on those avatars!

---

Better to not get you guys involved, honestly what I did was re-read it like 4 times. Got funnier each time

thanx

Kinda happened to my friend once...
We were in a club and he noticed a "girl" but she was like REALLY shapely and curvy and kinda tall too. Like the way girls look in cartoons. She seemed kinda fishy to me but he went up to her from behind and started dancing reggae with her. After a few minutes, I see a couple of guys laughing and I was like "oh no" and they go up to him and say, "Yo man, that's not a girl - that's a guy." :lol:

All of a sudden my friend backs off and throws his hands in the air like if the cops had caught him red-handed. OMG, me and a whole bunch of guys were laghing our asses off and the only thing he could say was "Don't tell anybody okay?" :laughing: :no:

That was classic.

that is a funny story...lol...poor guy...hahahaha

Quote:

---

Originally posted by wanna_c_gains



what would you do?

---

:eek: run, and then take a bath in javex or something!