Thread: LOL i cant get any
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10-23-2003, 02:23 PM #1
LOL i cant get any
Ok, i havent seen my girl since last wednesday, so you can emagine the pressure thats building up inside junior. Now i just got of the phone with her and she was like..."we aint going to have any fun tomorrow" "huh?" "i got my period this morning" %¤!#%!#!&%¤
Well i have told her before, she aint bleeding in the mouth
Anyway, feel my pain
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10-23-2003, 02:36 PM #2AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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Either take her in the shower, hot tub...or use your old rubber sheets
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10-23-2003, 02:38 PM #3
Spank the monkey,choke the chicken,fight the one eyed champ,drain the lizzard,or just get a whore
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10-23-2003, 02:38 PM #4
Palme you're an ugly guy anyways...I hope at least or I won't be bringing the lady to Sweden
Aragorn
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10-23-2003, 02:38 PM #5
who gives a fuck if shes on her period. when the road is bloody take the muddy path....
or fuck it. ive fucked girls on their periods....a little blood + woman parts never hurt anybody. least not in the short term anyways
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10-23-2003, 02:45 PM #6
Yeah, shower or just throw down a towel. Screw it. I was told it is better for girls when they are on their period anyway. My girl told me that.
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10-23-2003, 02:50 PM #7AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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I just hate when its like throwin a hotdog in a hallway when they are "on"
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10-23-2003, 02:52 PM #8
I feel for you bro....is she cool enough to have sex while on her period? Shit, If you don't care, why should she..If not, well, It's going to be a lllllllllooonnnggg week for you.
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10-23-2003, 02:56 PM #9
Hey, there's always porn.
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10-23-2003, 02:56 PM #10
That's why they make black towels
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10-23-2003, 03:00 PM #11Originally Posted by buylongterm
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10-23-2003, 03:03 PM #12
Last time we had sex when it was that time of the month we messed up the whole hallway and her bed+madrass(sp). She said never again but im going to try and talk her into it, ill make sure and bring a black towel thanks mudman
Aragorn, ill send you a pic so you can tell if it´s clear to bring your lady
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10-23-2003, 03:03 PM #13Originally Posted by Da Bull
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10-23-2003, 03:04 PM #14
Black or red towels will do. palme, does she not let you hit it when she's on or do you not want to?
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10-23-2003, 03:09 PM #15
Butthead once said"I am cornholio"..........lol
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10-23-2003, 03:10 PM #16
Do you like to come into the house through the backdoor?
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10-23-2003, 03:14 PM #17Originally Posted by 50%Natural
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10-23-2003, 04:22 PM #18
Bro no need to plow a wet field.....there are 2 other choices....the back door or the above the rack attack....ow hell just put it between the rack.
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10-23-2003, 05:31 PM #19Junior Member
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my fav one-liner
"Just put it in da butt"
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10-23-2003, 05:56 PM #20
is her mouth on the period?
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10-23-2003, 06:07 PM #21
Palme................bro.............damn........I can't even joke about this. I'm sorry for you bro...................guess you'll just have to take matters into hand...........I'm sure you can work something out. Luck bro
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10-23-2003, 06:56 PM #22
Bro just take one for the team and earn your red wings............Doing it on her period aint so bad.......
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10-23-2003, 07:45 PM #23Originally Posted by Grant
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10-23-2003, 08:37 PM #24
Wow that's a predicament. Period blood ewww on of my least favorite things. but on the other hand take what you can get and bro its better that spanking it
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10-24-2003, 08:24 AM #25
haha.... that sux bro...
But seriously.... Fawk the period.... hit that anyways.... then hit the shower....
Just think of it as extra lubrication
Seriously though.... I've never had a problem bangin a girl on her period as long as it's my girlfriend.... but I wouldn't be doing some random chick while on da rag..
And like the other guys said.... do her in the shower or just throw a dark towell down and yer good to go!
Have fun bro!
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10-24-2003, 11:30 PM #26
one time i was with a girl and we were messing around and she was like, "i'm really sorry, but its that time of month". and i said, "aww, you suck". she said she was sorry again and i said, "no no, you don't understand, i mean, you SUCK now".
she was a little pissed at first but she did it... when i finished, i kinda just lay there and she was like, "*cough cough*, what about me?". i was like, "you gotta be kidding". turns out she just wanted me to rub her off...all clit, no bleeding poonanny, so i was fine with it.
thats my story.
-- clocky
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