LOL i cant get any

**palme** · 10-23-2003, 02:23 PM

Ok, i havent seen my girl since last wednesday, so you can emagine the pressure thats building up inside junior. Now i just got of the phone with her and she was like..."we aint going to have any fun tomorrow" "huh?" "i got my period this morning" %¤!#%!#!&%¤

Well i have told her before, she aint bleeding in the mouth

Anyway, feel my pain

**956Vette** · 10-23-2003, 02:36 PM

Either take her in the shower, hot tub...or use your old rubber sheets

**Da Bull** · 10-23-2003, 02:38 PM

Spank the monkey,choke the chicken,fight the one eyed champ,drain the lizzard,or just get a whore

**Aragorn** · 10-23-2003, 02:38 PM

Palme you're an ugly guy anyways...I hope at least or I won't be bringing the lady to Sweden

Aragorn

**symatech** · 10-23-2003, 02:38 PM

who gives a fuck if shes on her period. when the road is bloody take the muddy path....

or fuck it. ive fucked girls on their periods....a little blood + woman parts never hurt anybody. least not in the short term anyways

***50%Natural*** · 10-23-2003, 02:45 PM

Yeah, shower or just throw down a towel. Screw it. I was told it is better for girls when they are on their period anyway. My girl told me that.

**956Vette** · 10-23-2003, 02:50 PM

I just hate when its like throwin a hotdog in a hallway when they are "on"

**BUYLONGTERM** · 10-23-2003, 02:52 PM

I feel for you bro....is she cool enough to have sex while on her period? Shit, If you don't care, why should she..If not, well, It's going to be a lllllllllooonnnggg week for you.

***50%Natural*** · 10-23-2003, 02:56 PM

Hey, there's always porn.

**TheMudMan** · 10-23-2003, 02:56 PM

That's why they make black towels

**Da Bull** · 10-23-2003, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

I feel for you bro....is she cool enough to have sex while on her period? Shit, If you don't care, why should she..If not, well, It's going to be a lllllllllooonnnggg week for you.

Read the above

**palme** · 10-23-2003, 03:03 PM

Last time we had sex when it was that time of the month we messed up the whole hallway and her bed+madrass(sp). She said never again but im going to try and talk her into it, ill make sure and bring a black towel thanks mudman

Aragorn, ill send you a pic so you can tell if it´s clear to bring your lady

**palme** · 10-23-2003, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

Read the above

Shut up!

***50%Natural*** · 10-23-2003, 03:04 PM

Black or red towels will do. palme, does she not let you hit it when she's on or do you not want to?

**Da Bull** · 10-23-2003, 03:09 PM

Butthead once said"I am cornholio"..........lol

***50%Natural*** · 10-23-2003, 03:10 PM

Do you like to come into the house through the backdoor?

**Da Bull** · 10-23-2003, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by 50%Natural

Do you like to come into the house through the backdoor?

Only if the front door is locked

**bornbad71** · 10-23-2003, 04:22 PM

Bro no need to plow a wet field.....there are 2 other choices....the back door or the above the rack attack....ow hell just put it between the rack.

**Bean666** · 10-23-2003, 05:31 PM

my fav one-liner
"Just put it in da butt"

**Grant** · 10-23-2003, 05:56 PM

is her mouth on the period?

**Juggernaut** · 10-23-2003, 06:07 PM

Palme................bro.............damn........I can't even joke about this. I'm sorry for you bro...................guess you'll just have to take matters into hand...........I'm sure you can work something out. Luck bro

**mass junkie** · 10-23-2003, 06:56 PM

Bro just take one for the team and earn your red wings............Doing it on her period aint so bad.......

**Da Bull** · 10-23-2003, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Grant

is her mouth on the period?

LMAO.............

**big daddy k de** · 10-23-2003, 08:37 PM

Wow that's a predicament. Period blood ewww on of my least favorite things. but on the other hand take what you can get and bro its better that spanking it

**BluEyedClubr** · 10-24-2003, 08:24 AM

haha.... that sux bro...

But seriously.... Fawk the period.... hit that anyways.... then hit the shower....

Just think of it as extra lubrication

Seriously though.... I've never had a problem bangin a girl on her period as long as it's my girlfriend.... but I wouldn't be doing some random chick while on da rag..

And like the other guys said.... do her in the shower or just throw a dark towell down and yer good to go!

Have fun bro!

**clockworks** · 10-24-2003, 11:30 PM

one time i was with a girl and we were messing around and she was like, "i'm really sorry, but its that time of month". and i said, "aww, you suck". she said she was sorry again and i said, "no no, you don't understand, i mean, you SUCK now".

she was a little pissed at first but she did it...

when i finished, i kinda just lay there and she was like, "*cough cough*, what about me?". i was like, "you gotta be kidding". turns out she just wanted me to rub her off...all clit, no bleeding poonanny, so i was fine with it.

thats my story.

-- clocky