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    12 step Program For anybody with an AR addiction

    1. We admitted we were powerless over Anabolic Review -- that our lives had become unmanageable.
    2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
    3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of PTbyJason as we understood Him.
    4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
    5. Admitted to PTbyJason, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
    6. Were entirely ready to have PTbyJason remove all these defects of character.
    7. Humbly asked PTbyJason to remove our shortcomings.
    8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
    9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
    10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
    11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with PTbyJason as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
    12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to others, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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    Hi............I'm Juggernaut2148.............and..............I'm .......I'm an ARholic. It all started off innocently enough, I'd hop on line and read what others posted now and then but then things started heading for the worse. Next thing you know I'm taking my laptop to the bathroom, gym and even to the movies with me. I actually refused to fill my truck at a local gas station because they didn't have wireless hook-up. I don't know why I'm here to tell the truth, I don't think I can stop! In fact I'm on AR right now! Pray for me brothers.

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    I don't need to read this............ I don't have a problem......... really I don't........ I have to go my computer is calling me

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    I don't need to read this............ I don't have a problem......... really I don't........ I have to go my computer is calling me
    You are at stage one...........denial. Anger shouldn't be too far behind! Hang in there………..acceptance is right around the corner.

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    This place is like a friggen cult.
    But I am drawn too it,
    fight it Shredz!!
    Fight it!
    I can't I have to log on,
    I have too!
    You don't understand!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    You are at stage one...........denial. Anger shouldn't be too far behind! Hang in there………..acceptance is right around the corner.
    I've always been angry.............. so I'm at step 3

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    Use the force luke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Use the force luke!
    It's to late Red.....most on here are already on the dark side.

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    Computer - Logon to AR BLT

    BLT - No, I don't like you. Leave me alone you bastard.

    Computer - Oh you must have me! LOGON

    BLT - NO, quit talking to me, get out of my fucking head

    Computer - They guys are waiting for you to post

    BLT - I can't' take it anymore (Sledgehammer to the computer)

    Computer - You can't kill me, I am part of you.. Come on BLT only a few more posts and your on your way to an anabolic member........

    BLT - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO

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    he he he

    Ok then...

    *breathe* *breathe* Luke, I'm your father! *breathe* *breathe*

    Unless like me you prefer SpaceBalls

    "Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    he he he

    Ok then...

    *breathe* *breathe* Luke, I'm your father! *breathe* *breathe*

    Unless like me you prefer SpaceBalls

    "Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate."

    Red
    LMAO......

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    I'm beyond ARololic......is thier a d-Tox center for this disease?I need HELP!!!!Please,someone help me,I can't stop posting........Shaking and sweating waiting for the next thread to post.............HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    I'm beyond ARololic......is thier a d-Tox center for this disease?I need HELP!!!!Please,someone help me,I can't stop posting........Shaking and sweating waiting for the next thread to post.............HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hell bull this happened to me a few days ago(from the addiction thread)...............



    When you've been offline @1 hr. and your right hand starts to shake(the one that controls the mouse)...so u take your left hand to calm down the shakes and notice it has moved to your left hand.........then sweat beads pop out on your forehead as your core temp. increases......yours eyes start to get blurry and your now starting to get chest pains...u try to get to a cpu when your legs giveout beneath you.......a friend walks in and yells "u havin a heart attack".....u say NO and AR attack..... just get me to the cpu and log me in to AR.......I'll be fine.......so here I am.....back to postin again.......I feel much better now......thank God I'm not addicted because that was a close call........I almost Kicked the bucket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    Hell bull this happened to me a few days ago(from the addiction thread)...............



    When you've been offline @1 hr. and your right hand starts to shake(the one that controls the mouse)...so u take your left hand to calm down the shakes and notice it has moved to your left hand.........then sweat beads pop out on your forehead as your core temp. increases......yours eyes start to get blurry and your now starting to get chest pains...u try to get to a cpu when your legs giveout beneath you.......a friend walks in and yells "u havin a heart attack".....u say NO and AR attack..... just get me to the cpu and log me in to AR.......I'll be fine.......so here I am.....back to postin again.......I feel much better now......thank God I'm not addicted because that was a close call........I almost Kicked the bucket.
    I feel better,I'm not alone

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    Hehe.... what's bad is I was able to pawn off my 800 dollar Wireless GPRS bill onto work saying that I needed to download new network software, and I had no network connections at my client sites.... never mind that like 99% of the traffic was AR..... BUAHAHAHAHHAHA! I guess that means I have corporate sponsorship for my addiction! It makes it so much easier! Besides, those 800 bucks can go to better causes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by navydevildoc
    Hehe.... what's bad is I was able to pawn off my 800 dollar Wireless GPRS bill onto work saying that I needed to download new network software, and I had no network connections at my client sites.... never mind that like 99% of the traffic was AR..... BUAHAHAHAHHAHA! I guess that means I have corporate sponsorship for my addiction! It makes it so much easier! Besides, those 800 bucks can go to better causes.
    The Corporation will pay for your treatment also,when they find out

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    i think you forgot one...insert it where you will...

    "Admit to PTbyJason that you can, in fact, drink winny and agree to do so from now on..."

    this was a great fing idea...

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    Damnit Ketchup, I'm wise to your monkey.

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    LOL, should we make a new forum for kicking the AR habit or would that defeat the purpose of the forum. I guess that would be like having an AA meeting in a bar. LOL

    Also, since I am addicted as well, who is my higher power?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PTbyJason

    Also, since I am addicted as well, who is my higher power?
    That would be me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shredz
    That would be me!!
    Shredz =

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shredz
    That would be me!!
    Lmao..........good comeback

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    Hi...um....my name is Logan....and, well...I'm an AR addict. Oh God..its terrible, its like I can here my PC calling my name!!! It won't leave me alone, its constant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Damnit Ketchup, I'm wise to your monkey.
    Well, It's also addicted to AR It even went to visit Juggernaut in his gym the other day but of course it behaved badly... pinching the ladies rear ends and pointing at poor ol Jug...



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    Oh and yeah... AR is definetly more addictive than crack

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Oh and yeah... AR is definetly more addictive than crack

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    Only you would know Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Only you would know Red
    Butt Crack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Well, It's also addicted to AR It even went to visit Juggernaut in his gym the other day but of course it behaved badly... pinching the ladies rear ends and pointing at poor ol Jug...



    Red

    And that damn monkey is hard of hearing..............I asked it if it wanted some Sauce not did he have a SOURCE..............then he stiffs me for the bill! Found him past out on my front lawn the next morning.

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    Say no to crack bros!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Say no to crack bros!
    Wow who could say no to that..............

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    I'd have a real hard time saying no to this crack



    And this one too!!!



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    "Butt Crack"? -- Mass Junkie.....lmao

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    Im still in denial... but these damn AR dreams are starting to wake me up at night, screaming and sweating.. my wife asks if I had another bad dream.. and I say YES an AR dream...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    Im still in denial... but these damn AR dreams are starting to wake me up at night, screaming and sweating.. my wife asks if I had another bad dream.. and I say YES an AR dream...
    As long as they don't turn into wet dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    As long as they don't turn into wet dreams.
    hehe mmmmm danielle (and you)

    hey quit whoring your just shooting for anabolic !! hehe

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    You guys are in luck. For the low monthly fee of $19.99 I'll send a monthly supply of the AR patch. If not cured after the first year I'll come over and smash the shit out of you modem at no extra charge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    You guys are in luck. For the low monthly fee of $19.99 I'll send a monthly supply of the AR patch. If not cured after the first year I'll come over and smash the shit out of you modem at no extra charge.
    Modem.............. what is that

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    Modem.............. what is that
    For you MudMan I'll smash the whole damn computer

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    For you MudMan I'll smash the whole damn computer

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    For you MudMan I'll smash the whole damn computer
    Now theres a friend for ya!

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