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  1. 07-25-2003, 08:05 AM #1
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    Joke: Late Breaking News!

    This, just in:


    At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

    Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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    Wow that was pretty bad....but hey they make me laugh so here's some more bad jokes:

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    Unique up on it.

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    The tame way, unique up on it.

    What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

    Quatro Sinko.


    And my all time favorite bad joke:

    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese.
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  3. 07-25-2003, 08:44 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catamount
    Wow that was pretty bad....but hey they make me laugh so here's some more bad jokes:

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    Unique up on it.

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    The tame way, unique up on it.

    What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

    Quatro Sinko.


    And my all time favorite bad joke:

    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese.


    I know it was bad
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  4. 07-25-2003, 09:44 AM #4
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    Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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  5. 07-25-2003, 12:21 PM #5
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    Obviously MBH wasn't thrilled with the jokes. I'll make it up to you by telling an even better joke:

    What type of coffee were they drinking on the Titanic?

    Sanka.


    Oh my god I am the funniest man alive!
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  6. 07-25-2003, 12:25 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catamount
    Obviously MBH wasn't thrilled with the jokes. I'll make it up to you by telling an even better joke:

    What type of coffee were they drinking on the Titanic?

    Sanka.


    Oh my god I am the funniest man alive!


    That wasn't too bad
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  7. 07-25-2003, 02:11 PM #7
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    those are the stupidest jokes i've seen, however i haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
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    Why didn't the elephant eat the clown?

    He thought he tasted funny.

    What do you call 4 cows in a room masturbating?

    Beef Stroganoff
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    stupid jokes what in the bloody hell

    best ones ive seen in forever best jokes are the simple ones you can laugh at right away

    heres another

    son: dad look at this rock its really cool
    dad: yah thats a leverite
    son: a leverwhat
    dad: a leave er right where yah found er
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    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

    This made him what?

    A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis



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    A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"

    The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

    red
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrkyBgStok
    What do you call 4 cows in a room masturbating?

    Beef Stroganoff
    LOL!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"

    The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

    red


    Too bad I started this thread now all the bad jokes are coming out
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan


    Too bad I started this thread now all the bad jokes are coming out

    Well, you made your bed bro...
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    Hey did you guys know French Fries really were not imade in France?

    They were made in greese.
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    Alright I think this is how the joke goes...

    A kung-fu dude and a mexican are getting into a bar fight and the karate dude says "I don't think you want to fight me, I know judo." The mexican dude says "Well I know MEXICAN judo, mang!" Chinese dude - "I've never heard of mexican judo, is there such a thing?" Mexican - Of course, mang! Judono if i got a gun, judono if i got a knife...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969
    Alright I think this is how the joke goes...

    A kung-fu dude and a mexican are getting into a bar fight and the karate dude says "I don't think you want to fight me, I know judo." The mexican dude says "Well I know MEXICAN judo, mang!" Chinese dude - "I've never heard of mexican judo, is there such a thing?" Mexican - Of course, mang! Judono if i got a gun, judono if i got a knife...."
    This might win for the all time bad joke
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  18. 07-26-2003, 07:59 AM #18
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    What the hell are you guys talking about? Those jokes are fucken great!!! Laughed at all of them! Keep them coming!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terinox
    What the hell are you guys talking about? Those jokes are fucken great!!! Laughed at all of them! Keep them coming!
    No way these are BAD! Mine was in first place until AandF6969 posted his
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    Man walks into a bar.......Ouch!
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    Horse walks into a bar, bartender says: "Why the long face?"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    FUCKEN CLASSIC!!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hercules88
    thats a good one most people dont get it and I have to explain it
    Damn, those people must be really stupid, lmao!!! Are you sure you got it too? LMAO!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    See hercules88, a horse has a long face, but also, a long face is an expression used, may vary depending on the mood of the individual it is being said to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hercules88
    Was that sarcastic???

    never seeing a horse before your joke was a bit perplexing....thanx for the clarification T!
    Hey no problem bro, glad I could help

    Any time you want to go over and practice some ABC's and some 123's let me know
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    What did the fish say when he ran into concrete?

    Dam!
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    Did you hear about the old lasy who got arrested off the airplane?


    She was attempting to knit an afghan
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    i'm gonna bump the crappy joke thread.
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    Ooh my turn.

    Guy walks in to a psychologist's office wrapped in Saran wrap and to this the shrink replies "Well, I can clearly see your nuts".

    or

    How do you recycle a condom?
    Turn it inside out and shake the fu(k out of it.

    Mark
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    [/QUOTE]How do you recycle a condom?
    Turn it inside out and shake the fu(k out of it.[/QUOTE]


    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That one was funny
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    What kind of bees produce milk?




    BooBees
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    you all need to go home
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    what do you call a bunch of lesbians in a closet?

    a liquor cabinet
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrkyBgStok
    what do you call a bunch of lesbians in a closet?

    a liquor cabinet
    That one sucks!
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    All great, keep them cumming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    That one sucks!
    OMG i love crappy jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Latin-muscle
    What kind of bees produce milk?




    BooBees
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    Where do you find a dog with no legs?




    Right where you left him.
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    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter, he's not going to come to you anyways!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter, he's not going to come to you anyways!


    Why do gorillas have big nostrils?




    Because they have big fingers.
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    I don't know if this is a joke or just truth.

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    How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?


    Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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    How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?

    Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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