Well tonight was going alright. Me and the fellas were not drinking due to us all being mid cycle. We went around to a few parties just to hang out and all is well. I pick up this chick that gave me head a few weeks ago and take back to the "lifting house". I realize that this chick looked alot better when i was drunk but i cant just dump her when she has no way of getting home. So we chill and I end up going to Papa Johns to get a free pizza cause its 2 am and we are growing boys. I make the chick wait in the car and go inside where i wait for about 30 minutes for the pizza. Well it is halloween and two girls come in..one in a witch outfit and one in a school girl uniform. Both had mini skirts on and big push up bras with titties hanging out. Well i formulate a plan...I feed the ugly wildabeast a line that im really sick and that i wanna go to bed so i drop her off at her friends house and proceed to go and pick up the chicks That i met at papa johns. They agree to ride along and we get up to our house. Which is the liftin house we are all juicers also. Well My only buddy that is up is the biggest one of the group. Huge everywhere very well built dude...I am nowhere near this guy. Well we are sitting there and the school girl is looking hot....The witch had to leave to see her boyfriend so that gal is outta the question. Well the school girl decides shes gonna crash and i think...Hmmm this is my ass for the night...She asks if she can change into her pj's in my buddys room real quick.....She goes in and god damnt he follows her in.....He is obviously the better looking and i now dubb him Cockblocker Numero Uno...So im sittin here with a hard pecker and shes gettin naked in his room...God damnt....This is the reason i will be doing 1 gram of test a week in the spring....Ok im done bitchin..gotta go whack it.
