6'2" and bragging about 14" arms...classic...

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11-03-2003, 05:03 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

6'2" and bragging about 14" arms...classic...

What's up bro's,

I dunno, this kinda made me crack up laughing...

While I was at work last night, me and this other bouncer (who's a FREAK) are just talking about the women in the club when we see this guy wearing this TIGHT ass grey full-sleeve shirt.

We look at him and he's about an inch taller than me (making him 6'2") and about 170lbs. Which isn't too bad, I'm guessing...anyways, back to the story. So he's in the middle of the dance floor with this other dude and he starts feeling his OWN arm and giving this cocky smile to girls walking passed him. And he's fully molesting his arm.

So me and my buddy just sit back and watch this guy 'cause it's fuckin' entertaining and he now has a little crowd of his homeboys with him. One guy starts feeling his shoulder and is like, "Holy cow guy! That's hard!" while another is feeling his arm and asking, "How big are they?".

So this guy, all cocky and shit turns over and smiles to his buddy and I swear, with a cocky attitude and smirk look on his face he goes, "14.5 inches brother" and starts flexing his traps! Hooooly fuck, I laughed hard but I tried to hide it 'cause I don't want to embaress him in front of the girls in the club and his homeboys.

So me and my buddy turn around and start laughing to ourselves...by the time we turn around and hold our composure, this guy has his shirt off and is wearing a tight ass purple tank top. PURPLE TANK TOP in a club!

So he's sitting there flexing the shit out of his traps, which looks very weird by the way (and I know you bro's know what I'm talkin' about), and his friends are calling him a 'Tank' and 'Tick' and shit like that...

Now I'm trippin' out! 'Cause if this guy is a beast to them, I must be a monster and my buddy must be Godzilla! So anyways, time passes in the club and I don't know where 'Arnold' went.

About an hour later someone taps me on the shoulder, I turn around and see a purple tank top and a deeply etched bone clavical. It's Purple-Tank-Top boy. He makes his voice real deep and says, "You guys hiring bouncers here brother?" I say, "Go talk to the guy downstairs" so he walks off all the sudden with Air-Lats. I dunno what was up with this guy.

At the end of the night, we're clearing people out and I see Purple-Tank-Top, he comes bye and says 'Thanks' for me telling him who to talk too and as he's walking out, I see a Tatoo on his arm that says..." 14.5 "

True fuckin' story
:thewave:
11-03-2003, 05:06 PM
Pheedno

i like purple
11-03-2003, 05:08 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

That's 'cause you're 'pruddy'
11-03-2003, 05:08 PM
buckeye44

thats pretty damn funny. i know what you are talking about. a lot of guys who have maybe been in the gym for a year or so think they are bigger than ronnie coleman. as for me, i like to just stay incognito. wearing big shirts, pants and baggy sweat shirts and stuff. those guys just make me smirk and and shake my head. wish i could have seen it though.
11-03-2003, 05:09 PM
BDTR

Purple is a good color....

Contrary to popular belief, my tank in my avatar is blue, just to clear things up.

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Originally Posted by Pheedno

i like purple
11-03-2003, 05:11 PM
palme

:lol: I didnt know Key was in TO this weekend :D
11-03-2003, 05:14 PM
BDTR

That was harsh!
11-03-2003, 05:15 PM
mass junkie

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdtr

Purple is a good color....

Contrary to popular belief, my tank in my avatar is blue, just to clear things up.

I dont know bro I have my monitor set to RGB and it sure looks purple to me..... :lol:
11-03-2003, 05:15 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

Haaaa! BDTR! I just realized you have a Purple Tank Top (blue my ass bro!)! I didn't know it was you, I would've said what's up bro? My apologies..

:lol:
11-03-2003, 05:16 PM
TheDfromGC

who the hell would get a tattoo that says the size of ur arms?? once u grow or lose any muscle at all the tattoo is totally pointless
11-03-2003, 05:18 PM
BDTR

Blue damnit! Blue!!!!

and i was hoping no one saw me at the club.
11-03-2003, 05:18 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

Khull, that's what I was wonderin' bro? But that's his beef.
11-03-2003, 05:20 PM
ripped4fsu

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Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL

he's fully molesting his arm.

One guy starts feeling his shoulder and is like, "Holy cow guy! That's hard!" while another is feeling his arm and asking, "How big are they?".

"14.5 inches brother"

RTB~ you paint a saaaaaad picture... but a DAMN funny one.
Purple huh? maybe he was a Vikings fan?! We can only hope! :lol:
11-03-2003, 05:27 PM
Cycleon

14.5"??????? I can only think of one appendege that I can brag about being 14" and it certainly isn my arm :wg:
11-03-2003, 05:29 PM
palme

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Originally Posted by CYCLEON

14.5"??????? I can only think of one appendege that I can brag about being 14" and it certainly isn my arm :wg:

Hehe your ass is alot bigger then 14" :p
11-03-2003, 05:31 PM
D3m3nt3d

:lol:
11-03-2003, 05:34 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

Quote:

Originally Posted by palme

Hehe your ass is alot bigger then 14" :p

:lol::lol::lol:

Ah man...too funny....
11-03-2003, 05:42 PM
redrock

That's funny shit bro. I know the type. I swear half of them go to my school. A University of 2,200 and there has to be 500 boners walking around who think they are "hard." It's funny. I could make a movie here about all the funny shit. RR
11-03-2003, 05:45 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

They're everywhere. But my buddy who was laughing with me, he's a freak. He says he wants to compete, he's about 5'7" and about 180lbs SOLID. I mean not an ounce of fat on this guy. He was tellin' me at the peak of his last cycle, when he was 200lbs he was using 170lbs dumbells on chest press. Sounds unreal? You gotta see this guy. Freak.
11-03-2003, 06:44 PM
Calipso

And I thought my 13 inch guns were good.
11-03-2003, 06:44 PM
xxxl83

Ronny,

Yeah that's the classic club guy 6' 165lbs out at the club wearing his little sisters t-shirt swearing he's huge. Gotta love them guy's.

Look on the bright side you got to tell a funny story and we all got a good laugh.

xxxl83
11-03-2003, 07:14 PM
bigol'legs

"bone clavical" HAHAHAHA :roflol:
11-03-2003, 07:15 PM
Rsox1

another classic puke at the club story
11-03-2003, 09:54 PM
big daddy k de

the only thing those guys are good for is picking shit out of my teeth or using them to put up a tent
11-03-2003, 10:10 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

"bone clavical" HAHAHAHA :roflol:

I was waitin' for someone to get that...:lol:
11-03-2003, 10:15 PM
bigol'legs

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Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL

I was waitin' for someone to get that...:lol:

shoulda told him theres a inititaion to join up.... gotta fight ya and the other bouncers :dg:
11-03-2003, 10:27 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

You crazy? Didn't you read the part where I said his arms were 14.5"? YOU CRAZY?!

:lol:
11-03-2003, 10:30 PM
rambo

I can't believe he had 14.5 tatooed onto his arm, in that he's basically giving up on ever wanting to be bigger, as if having 14.5 inch arms is the end all be all of bodybuilding :lol:
11-03-2003, 10:31 PM
bigol'legs

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambo

I can't believe he had 14.5 tatooed onto his arm, in that he's basically giving up on ever wanting to be bigger, as if having 14.5 inch arms is the end all be all of bodybuilding :lol:

LOL 5 inches on him... DAMN!!
11-03-2003, 10:34 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

The funny thing is he looked like he never hit a weight in his life. Not even punch one. He looks like he hit his mom's Bow-Flex before going out to the club and thought he'd show his newfound freak physique...

Funny thing is I can clearly hear him saying, "Give me 2 months and I'll be as big as you...." and grinning. That's my fuckin' pet peeve. Get outtah you goon.
11-03-2003, 11:15 PM
bigol'legs

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL

The funny thing is he looked like he never hit a weight in his life. Not even punch one. He looks like he hit his mom's Bow-Flex before going out to the club and thought he'd show his newfound freak physique...

Funny thing is I can clearly hear him saying, "Give me 2 months and I'll be as big as you...." and grinning. That's my fuckin' pet peeve. Get outtah you goon.

I hate that.. "2 month crap".. YA RIGHT!!! then why aint you like me already? hehe
11-03-2003, 11:30 PM
Mr. Death

Damn bro. I'm not huge or anything, but my forearms are over 14".
11-03-2003, 11:31 PM
bigol'legs

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Originally Posted by Mr. Death

Damn bro. I'm not huge or anything, but my forearms are over 14".

LOL... good point
11-03-2003, 11:46 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

I really despise that '2 Month' crap. That's one of my pet peeves. THAT and people who chew with their mouth open. AND the Phone. Shit seems to ring at the wrong times. Today for instance, I just wanted to relax at home, the fuckin' phone rang off the hook. I was upset man.
11-03-2003, 11:49 PM
bigol'legs

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL

I really despise that '2 Month' crap. That's one of my pet peeves. THAT and people who chew with their mouth open. AND the Phone. Shit seems to ring at the wrong times. Today for instance, I just wanted to relax at home, the fuckin' phone rang off the hook. I was upset man.

ya try relaxing at home and your wife actually has 8 phones hooked up in the house... INSAAAAAAANE
11-03-2003, 11:56 PM
CutieFace

that's too funny....but I have 14" biceps

Cutie
11-03-2003, 11:57 PM
RoNNy THe BuLL

Is that fairy in your Avatar naked? That's hot.
11-04-2003, 12:23 AM
CutieFace

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Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL

Is that fairy in your Avatar naked? That's hot.

now don't touch my avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least not w/out permission!

LOL

Cutie
11-04-2003, 12:24 AM
bigol'legs

Quote:

Originally Posted by CutieFace

now don't touch my avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least not w/out permission!

LOL

Cutie

:lol: I thought he was talking about me?!?! You Perv RON!!! :lol:
11-04-2003, 12:30 AM
RoNNy THe BuLL

I'm not a Perv...yes I am.

:lol:

And Cutie, can I touch your Avatar? Big Ol' Legs, I ain't even gonna ask you....

lmfao

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