Gym Idiots

[Animal Cracker]

Or the guys with their headphones lots in the music..the guys with the spandex doo-rags that just sit on the bench and nod their head like a bobblehead doll! "Hey, Back Street..take your FUBU wearin' azz somewhere else!"

[hoss827]

There's a guy in the gym now who has a little bit of muscle...But he does the excercises ALL WRONG!!! It's so fraggin annoying...On curls he uses his back COMPLETELY to throw the dumbell up to make him look big. And his legs, he uses his legs too...Then on leg press, he had 4 45's on one side, and 8 on the other!!! WTF is up with this idiot???

[slamd097]

This is old....wow...1/1/02????

talk about beating the proverbial dead horse...

[shootdeep]

don't forget about the gym toughguys. they're the ones that playfight and bump into you while you're squatting.... like i said in my "gym etiquette" thread. they're the dangerous ones. a seething, snarling threat usually sends the "toughguys" scrambling for the opposite side of the room

[Dude-Man]

It's so weird to look at the old threads and see the people that got banned.. and wonder why.. Great list though.

[DJFactor]

"...but, wtf, this is a great thread. you forgot the college kids that come home and leave stuff laying around everywhere without putting anything back, while every other word out of their mouths is 'dude', hog the equipment, and give you and eat crap look while you either wait for them to finish or ask to work in. the women, however, i don't seem to mind......... hmmmm.

or, here's the one i fall into: the guy whose been going to the same gym for so long, he knows everyone in some way or another. it takes him 20 minutes just to get started."

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that is the truth, son! i see people like this ALL the time. i swear everyone in my gym knows each other BUT me. i have been going there for a year, and i talk to 2 people if i see them there, for maybe 2 minutes each. i am such an outsider, and i bet there are about 100 people there every day at the same time--all of them knowing eachother except ME. im in the zone, man. bigtime. its funny to see those college 'dudes' come home, you sit there and listen to their retarded stories in between sets, like "yeah so i banged this chick, right dude, and..." meanwhile, they take 40 minutes to do 3 sets benching. too funny, dogg.

[Spoon]

So true! I used to be a new years resolution guy and am still a mr. olimpia 165 lb wannabe minus the antics. HEHE and i love them gym bimbos
Bro your good man, you have noticed all the things we thought off but never had the time to put it in words.

Spoon

[D00fy]

fanny pack :/

[daman1]

"...but, wtf, this is a great thread. you forgot the college kids that come home and leave stuff laying around everywhere without putting anything back, while every other word out of their mouths is 'dude', hog the equipment, and give you and eat crap look while you either wait for them to finish or ask to work in. the women, however, i don't seem to mind......... hmmmm.

or, here's the one i fall into: the guy whose been going to the same gym for so long, he knows everyone in some way or another. it takes him 20 minutes just to get started."

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that is the truth, son! i see people like this ALL the time. i swear everyone in my gym knows each other BUT me. i have been going there for a year, and i talk to 2 people if i see them there, for maybe 2 minutes each. i am such an outsider, and i bet there are about 100 people there every day at the same time--all of them knowing eachother except ME. im in the zone, man. bigtime. its funny to see those college 'dudes' come home, you sit there and listen to their retarded stories in between sets, like "yeah so i banged this chick, right dude, and..." meanwhile, they take 40 minutes to do 3 sets benching. too funny, dogg.

QUIT BUMPING OLD THREADS!!!!!!

[Yankeebstrd]

How about the ugly broad that squats more than me. She's got big fake boobs and a mans body. Your just not sure what she's trying to accomplish. Because after years of intense training she's still a fat ass.

Or the whuss that trains with his chick. As I wait for the hammerstrength their yackin' and changing 20 plates twice each set. Then he's got the nerve to glare at you cause you were checkin' out her ass!!??

Then theres the big guy who's dedicated and looks good. But he sounds like Richard Simmons. Kind of a Mike Tyson thing. And he screams across the gym with no shame at all. All the new members snickering and all.

And last but not least, the guy wearing tight ass biker shorts. He's hung like a tibetan yak! You can see every ridge and vein!! It's so profane that it turns the women off!!

[DJFactor]

QUIT BUMPING OLD THREADS!!!!!!

Daman, my man, that thread i was laughing at is 4 months old. my bad, man. i just thought what he said was funny, no one else picked up on the "college kid" or the "guy that knows everyone in the gym."

you cant tell me you didnt think that was funny or cant relate!

[Carlos_E]

Daman, my man, that thread i was laughing at is 4 months old. my bad, man. i just thought what he said was funny, no one else picked up on the "college kid" or the "guy that knows everyone in the gym."

you cant tell me you didnt think that was funny or cant relate!

Why is it only newbies go around bumping old ass threads. Let it die!

[RP7]

STOP BUMPING UP OLD THREADS!S1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

****ing **** almighty holy **** can't we read dates for **** sake **** ass

[Yankeebstrd]

some people need to take their meds. So BFD..the guy bumped an old thread. GET OVER IT! If you don't like it click out and don't participate!